i never really know why i am running

my dead wife. the ad free internet

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

There’s something wrong with me right now but don’t worry I found a cure (holds up a hyperfixation from when I was 14) (NOT one of the good ones)

Oh no, no key for me, I just wanted to be in this saw trap with you 

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

scientists have discovered a planet where bruce springsteen is bisexual

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

flanagan's crimes are many and varied but at this point his insistence on taking material explicitly critical of family structures (sometimes including portrayal of intense abuse) and adapting it into stories about The Beauty Of The Nuclear Family is all but indistinguishable from an entirely conservative project

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s