Atoms and Void

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

Telling passing trans men to their faces that they look like they would hate crime you is so weird because like… obviously they don’t or you wouldn’t say that to him? I would never go up to a homophobic cis guy and tell him he looks like he would beat the shit out of me if I kissed his daughter. The joke that trans men who pass are threatening is so insidious because if you actually thought he was a threat you wouldn’t be able to talk to him like that, so it’s really just a not-so-subtle way of saying “the way you look makes me uncomfortable, you don’t belong here”

psychopomp

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

My father thinks I talk like a normal human being to which I had to say: I just said people are bothering me "perhaps due to my cheerful and open disposition" and he was like yeah normal thing to say and I was like ok well this coming from the guy who refers to people's furry little hearts as if that isnt worthy of remark

Got made fun of at my brand new job for saying 'many such cases, I fear' which is in my opinion legitimately a very normal thing to say

Once again I have been chirped at work because my coworker said something incomprehensible and my response was 'relevance your honor?'

i just checked my status effects for the first time in a while how long have i been Doomed for

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

gay as hell to be all-knowing. what you trying to know about? men?

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it