I'm tired

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

nasa trying to eat the moon

Operation Pac Man is a go

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

Plorn

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

I have something worse

oh???

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

Born without a groove 😔

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

in april I’m getting my shit together

in may I’m getting my shit together

in june I’m getting my shit together

Reminder as we approach Pride Season

The lack of context here is thrilling

introductory python programming course

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 644

I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.

deep fry my freedom

I am Canadian, I think as I sit on my chesterfield while eating a poutine, getting ready to mount my first moose.

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 639