cuppa mossy tea

“what if aliens abducted us and ran freaky experiments on us” “what if aliens colonized earth and enslaved us” ok but what if the alien is kind. what if the alien is lonely. what if the alien is curious and selfless. what if the alien loves us back. what if the alien is all the best parts of humans instead of all of the worst.

im going to fix my entire life

having memory issues while also being mutuals with several people who like to change their url & pfp on the regular is really funny bc its like. ok i dont recognize you but you Smell Familiar so i guess you can come in.

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

oh my days I wanna see Leviticus sooooo bad but it’s not gonna show in the city I’m staying in for the summer 😡😡😡

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.

MOSSY THATS SO GOOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT I BARELY KNOW THESE PEOPLE AND I LOVE IT

AUGJEJJDJD THANK YOU RAIN THAT MEANS A LOT <33 YOURE TOO SWEET :(

all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

@atsecretgardensinmymind them

we all know obama came back lesbian