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welcome to the bog. pinned post edition
i like to draw pictures and play with my friends and stream video games. peace and love on planet earth
i like ultrakill, dnd, dragons dogma, nier, and a bunch of other random stuff
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devil may happy :)
Wouldnβt itβve made more sense to to say devil may smile?
critique my post ever again and devil may angry
[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me todayβ¦.[grows grave and guarded] theyβre conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool
hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.
"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.
and love..........
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ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.
and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post
Hiromu Arakawaβs genius is obvious throughout all of FMA but her first and biggest leap of genius was in how she crafted her protagonist.Β
Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling himΒ βdude shut up ur literally like 12β³Β
Five pages in weβre told Edwardβs famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and heβs calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and heβs proven right. Five more and heβs kicked an evil priestβs teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.
Hiromu Arakawa figured out the dream of every edgy young weeb discovering internet arguments for the first time and she cast them an idol made of gold.
fine..if you insist
The Seat of Sacrifice
Computer show me men in agonizing pain crying and writhing on the ground with very obvious hard ons
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guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says βgotta have a pepsi!β while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isnβt seen at work again
i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol
Imagine you're getting wheeled in the back of an ambulance and you pass a sign reading "prototype jack memorial hospital & experimental food research facility"
Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball
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I'm adapting to life down here.
