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if i look back, i am lost
official daine visual archive
shark vs the universe
Product Placement
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
noise dept.
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
occasionally subtle
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will byers stan first human second
Andulka
#extradirty
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Origami Around
macklin celebrini has autism
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@juice-enjoyer
welcome to the bog. pinned post edition
i like to draw pictures and play with my friends and stream video games. peace and love on planet earth
i like ultrakill, dnd, dragons dogma, nier, and a bunch of other random stuff
links below cut
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"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware
nods serenely
I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it
this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that
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me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea
the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.
me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day
the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment
me: oh so you get it
so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol
yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭
Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You
i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat
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Jeff the Kisser 💋
Tender Man 🫂
BEN Clowned 🤡
Smile Dog 😁
Married Alive 💍
brainwashing isnt real dumbass. material circumstance has led me to dress in bondage gear and attack you with evil shadow powers
yes i know good and evil are subjective the demon queen says i have to call them that. she wont bounce on it if i dont
how pets are named
Holly -> Hollywood -> L.A. -> Los Angeles -> Angel -> Snow Angel -> Snowgirl -> Frosty the Snowgirl -> Frosty -> Ice Cream -> Soft Serve -> Little Softy -> Microsoft -> Microsoft Word -> MS Word -> Miss Word -> Miss W -> Mrs. Dubya -> Mrs. George W. Bush -> Mrs. Bush -> Mrs. Busch's Baked Beans -> Mrs. Beans -> Mrs. Mr. Bean -> Mistress Beans (in a British accent) -> Beans On Toast -> B.O.T. -> Bot -> Botulism -> Botulizzy -> Lizzy -> Big Lizzy -> Large Lizard -> L.L. -> LL Bean -> Mrs. Large Lizard Bean -> Mrs Large Lizard Beans On Toast W. Bush the Snowgirl -> Girl
you've just ja'd your last rona
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The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!
is this like satire or did you guys actually live this
