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@soren1830
Hello, Soren speaking! I tend to post/reblog whatever fandom I am drowning in at the time. Currently this is .... Misc things (we will see if I ever update it) ( I technically updated it)
Original posts will be tagged with My Posts and is typically small comments, analysis, or theories
Not my posts are other people's posts that I added my own thoughts to.
Art blog: soaringart1830 where I post my fan and original art under the My Art tag. Also have small tutorials I reblogged there.
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just saw a fancomic of grace realizing stratt took his appendix while his shipping label was printing and the comments were theorizing what else she took: his tonsils, wisdom teeth, gallbladder… like DAMN she robbed tf out of him
every now and then i remember how funny the lego batman Dick Grayson adoption story was. like, Dick was just a fanboy in an orphanage who decided it would be cool if Bruce Wayne was his dad, so when he met Bruce he straight up just asked if Bruce would adopt him, and Bruce wasn't listening to a word this kid was saying because he was distracted, so he just assumed Dick wanted an autograph and signed the adoption documents in Dick's hands, and then he just got in his car and drove off. Alfred had to be the one to go back and get him, just sighing as he opened the car door like 'well, i guess it's legal now, you better get in'. like that's gotta be top ten funniest fucking ways for Bruce to adopt a kid. i think that method should be used more, and i personally think it should be used by Tim.
like- fanboy/stalker child Timothy Drake; knows his parents suck and he decides he wants a new dad. and who would be fucking better than the man he knows for a fact to be Batman?! i want Tim to straight-faced no fear just march up to Bruce during some kind of event with guardianship papers he's already forged his parents signature on, deciding to face-to-face randomly ask this man to be his new dad.
Bruce is not paying attention to anything this kid says, by the way. Bruce is trying to leave the event because Jason's with him and he wants the kid to get an early night before school the next morning. there's press and people asking for pictures swarming the street between him and his car. it's too loud, he's got Jason clinging to his hand and trying to keep up from behind, and there's so many people clamouring for his attention that when this little kid somehow manages to slip up to his side, paper and pen in hand, that he vaguely remembers as one of the kids in his neighbourhood, Bruce just quickly scrawls his signature where the kid points and then tries to shove the paparazzi back again.
Jason's the only one who notices, having tuned out all the other visual and audio mess because he trusted Bruce to handle it. when he sees the glee on Tim's face his hand slips from Bruce, and while the man steps away to demand everybody clear a pathway to his car for him and his kid, he leans over and actually reads what Bruce just signed.
he looks at the paper. he looks at Tim. he looks at the paper.
it's genuinely the funniest fuck up he's ever seen the man do. he visibly has to hold back laughter as he claps Tim on the shoulder and solemnly declares, "welcome to the family, weirdo." before Bruce reaches back to grab him by the sleeve and tug him away again.
Tim goes home to pack his bags and then smugly shows up at Wayne Manor the next day, where Jason lets him in and shows him to one of the empty bedrooms. Alfred spots them and stops for a minute, wondering if this is something he should be involved in. then the kettle goes off and he figures it's not his problem. Bruce does not clock that there is another person unpacking and starting to live in his house until Tim sits next to him at the dinner table and no-shame starts referring to him as dad while Jason gives him the most shit-eating grin imaginable.
May the fourth be with you all my loves <3 and have a bonus MerMay Obiwan too!
i’m not really back into Star Wars atm, still floating around other things, but I couldn’t not indulge for you guys <3 love this fandom and love this community so so much
Let's take a moment to appreciate how the whole fandom seems to be in agreement that
Stratt's actions are justified (there's some disagreement whether that means acceptable, forgivable, understandable, or some secret fourth thing, but we do agree on that much)
Rocky hates her anyway
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flex on em
EXCUSE ME?
That reveal though
the russian commentary is truly the best part though
“He’s huge!! So chubby!”
“Is he gonna goddamn dive already for fuck’s sake?”
“Just let him catch his breath, let him catch his breath!”
That is a Steller’s sea lion. Adult males can get up to 2500 pounds. Big suckers. Only things larger in the pinniped family are walruses and elephant seals.
They can also hold their breath for 20 minutes so he probably wasn’t too stressed from being caught in the net.
They tend to follow fishing boats and steal fish from the nets, as well as eat the bycatch that’s thrown overboard, because it’s less effort. This guy probably was trying to steal fish just at exactly the wrong time.
Men: *spraying the hose*
HIM:
my giiirrlll my giiirlll I love herrr 🥺🥺🥺
Some Iris (Iris..es?) and a doodle of a scene from Rapport
PNGs after the cut if anyone wants them!
just watched an interview with james ortiz (rocky’s puppeteer) where he’s like “they were torturing ryan gosling for this movie. it was killing him. he was developing isolation sickness in real life from being the only actor on set for 6 months. i needed to be there for him even when rocky wasn’t in frame to serve as his guiding light and the sole thread tethering him to the concept of love. i was kneeling at the altar” and what
and then in ryan goslings interviews he’s like “i was struggling in the depths of hell. until a beautiful puppeteer angel lifted me up out of the darkness and saved me so completely and understood the character so well we had to make him play the role for real”
multiple people have commented “usually i consider rpf to be morally reprehensible. however in this case it is okay, because it is ryan gosling and a puppeteer, and that’s really fun.”
some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
Shakespeare is like this
Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away
Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal
the other important thing is that the material poverty of the iron lung universe cannot be overstated so the hail mary being a newly made non-augmented (except for rocky's tunnels) ship with food and air and UNMENDED CLOTHING and seemingly infinite electricity and like fifteen laptops must seem less like an old house to simon and more like a palace or mansion: something so dense with luxury it makes one astonished and scared and mad all at once. less "why are you giving me a piece of this" and more "how can you have all of this in the first place when there are so many in need" i think it would be. a difficult transition.
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My Shakespeare students (they are 12) wanted to summarize the lessons they learned this semester. If. Um. Anybody would like to see.
I cannot emphasize enough that they made these with very little input from me.
Henry the Fifth
- ALWAYS encourage others to do their best.
- NEVER talk about people behind their back.
Antony and Cleopatra
- ALWAYS check your produce for pests. [They liked this one so much made a rap about it.]
- NEVER count your chickens before they hatch.
Hamlet
- ALWAYS act decisively
- NEVER tell your girlfriend to go to a convent and become a nun [Oh boy they REALLY liked this one]
Romeo and Juliet
- ALWAYS collect all the important information before making an important decision
- NEVER bite your thumb at us, sir. [They enacted this scene in the original language a lot, except they swapped every “sir” for “bro.”]
The Merchant of Venice
- ALWAYS pay your debts.
- NEVER judge based on appearances, because “all that glisters is not gold.”
The Tempest
- ALWAYS try to forgive others.
- NEVER be a colonizer. [Yes, a middle schooler said this]
Midsummer Night’s Dream
- ALWAYS stay on forest trails
- NEVER fall in love with an ass. [They were excited about this one for obvious reasons.]
Twelfth Night
- ALWAYS stay in touch with those important to us
- NEVER read other people’s mail
Macbeth
- ALWAYS wash your hands. [One of the girls performed Lady Macbeth’s entire Out Damn Spot monologue at the end of the semester]
- NEVER succumb to peer pressure.
Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.
Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.
And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.
Opera plot: Local Noble realizes that his affections for Pretty Village Girl have a rival in the form of Honest Laborer. Having read enough romances to know that a girl asked to choose between a rich man and a poor man will always pick the poor man, whereas in a love triangle between two rich men it's anyone's game, he decides that his chief object must be to elevate his rival's wealth and status as quickly as possible. What the Compte de Genre-Savie over here forgot to account for, however, was the overwhelming power of the Pygmalion Effect, and now he has to deal with watching two people he's in love with develop ever-stronger feelings for each other. Eventually all of this resolves via...I don't know.
#first of all: ''comte de genre-savie'' is PERFECT. just great. absolutely no notes.#I would love an opera with this exact plot. bonus points if the comte is genuinely genre savvy#he keeps bringing up opera tropes only for the other characters to look at him like he's insane.#the score is diagetic to him; when he points out reoccurring themes or transitions to minor keys#the other characters ask him what the hell he's talking about. the whole chorus gets together to sing about how#comte de genre-savie is going mad. the comte tries to sneak away and keeps getting pulled back in.#I wonder if you could even push it further - have it so that only the comte can speak or 'hear' spoken words;#all other characters communicate in recitativo secco or formally composed songs#then you can have scenes where the comte is speaking but the other character in the scene can't hear him.#this can be played for laughs (the comte tries to order something from a shopkeeper; the shopkeeper walks away as he's talking)#and for dramatic effect (the Honest Laborer is singing a heartfelt duet with the Pretty Village Girl#and neither of them can hear the comte saying 'I love you' in between their lines)#........I am into this actually. I had to convince myself that this wasn't just cyrano de bergerac but no. it isn't. I'm into it.#upon the stage (via @notbecauseofvictories)
"what is this BABY doing in space!???"
-Rocky, probably
every miku is canon
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Grace and Rocky (movie) are now orbiting Erid and are docking to the space elevator. Getting ready to meet a whole new planet of possibilities, Grace goes to find Rocky to see what he’s doing. Rocky is waiting at the airlock, wearing something that resembles a sweater. Grace has never seen him wear that.
“You cold or something, Rock?” Grace jokes. Eridians don’t get cold.
“Uhhh, mmmm, Eridians wear clothing like humans. Rocky knew Grace didn’t know, so Rocky wear no clothes on the Hail Mary. Is what you get for making me listen to your internal systems. Gross gross gross.” Eventually, Grace meets other Eridians and they are all wearing clothing.
Grace realizes he’s been living with a naked Eridian for the past decade. (Those overalls Rocky wears in the movie are the equivalent of a human wearing an apron with nothing else on.) He also joked in his head that wearing no clothes was a typical man thing, but Rocky had no gender. Rocky is just a freak.
Makes sense though. If you’re alone for 46(?) years, there’s a point where you just stop caring. Also Rocky totally knows how to say fist bump properly on like, the second or even first time, but it makes Grace annoyed so he keeps saying it wrong. Again, Rocky’s a freak.
woe, dragon militia be upon ye
