Bales and Bales of Hay

how it feels to have perfect breasts in an outfit that doesn't show them off terribly much

friendly reminder its never too late to transition. idc if you go from peepaw to meemaw its never too late

You can lie when you name things

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

may I suggest: 'grunt' – time-tested by crime bosses with a variety of goals and organizational mandates. implies a subservient position with none of the innate baggage of lackey et al.

GRUNT IS PRETTY GOOD

'accredited cursebreaker' my ass tell me why i just got transformed into a greater demon. this is really bad. this wingspan and these horns. and my fucking eyes this is miserable. i look like the fucking demon queen. god. if this is permanent i'm fucked.

and before anyone comes at me i know "lesser and greater demon" are outdated terms and kinda rooted in demonphobia but as it stands there isnt really a better term for this. like call a spade a spade. what else do you call it when you get transformed into a demon girl who's noticeably taller with bigger horns and wings and a significantly thicker tail. like. theres just not a better term for that. i think i gained weight too. i need my friends to be done so i can go home this is so fucked

they should make a zelda game where link has been on estrogen for 6 years and she has a fat ass that jiggles and also the plot and characters aren't super racist

sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

Has anyone else noticed recently that when you press the 🅐 Button while in the air you can hardly find the strength to do a Double Jump anymore? Go ahead and try if you want, but it won't work.

Nothing's been the same since she... fuck... I'm sorry... since she... since she left this world. If only I'd remembered that holding and releasing the 🅑 Button would've allowed me perform a powerful Spin Attack. If I hadn't forgotten, she might still be here today. Shit... fuck... I can't handle this anymore, I'm sorry.

There's a Save Point over there. They say if you stand on it and press 🅧 you can save your game. But can any of us really be saved? I don't think so. Not after everything we've done.

Press the 🅜 Button to undo the damage from this War. Oh? There's no 🅜 Button on your Controller? Funny that.

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.