Forever Ape - Experts Only!

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

i like. dont feel bad for you if you got caught lying about using ai i just dont. you made your bed. all you had to do was Not Lie. sorry if thats mean.

i know embarrassment feels excruciating. but consider the fact that you're embarrassed to be indicative that you knew you were doing something you felt the need to hide. why is that? just think on it.

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

@demilypyro

Actually if you look at his username you’ll see he’s played at least one other game

No no thats him.

Saying “I’m back on my bullshit” is funnier when you cycle through hyperfixations at random intervals because no one knows what bullshit you’re talking about unless you’ve made it obvious before or while saying it.

To be back on your bullshit you need to be off your bullshit ever. But I’m over here jumping from bullshit to bullshit like I’m playing some kind of platforming game. The only times I’m not on my bullshit are when I’ve fallen off the platforms and can’t get out of the lava to get back on my bullshit.

I think what annoys me about countries like the USA and Russia is that they can't just have internal problems, they need to make it everyone else's problem as well. "Oh, boo-hoo we're a declining empire and we need militarism to reinforce our culturally ingrained sense of masculinity" yeah, fuck off. Get over it.

It's probably fine that the two countries with most of the world's nuclear weapons are also ones that equate manliness with belligerent stupidity