Lit You A Candle In Every Cathedral Across Europe

One interesting element of being a part of a conversation consisting of multiple ADHD people is the backtracking. At some point you realise you're all talking about granny oil wrestling or trying to remember what lobster blood is made of, and you all just go "wait, how the fuck did we get here?" and then you all start retracing your steps to figure out what you had been talking about before, and how it led to this one, until you get back to how you jumped from normal conversations to how one would logistically arrange an ostrich brothel.

there are teenagers whose parents met on tinder

facebook.com is legally old enough to drink in the u.s.

i won't pretend i've never been guilty of shopping for clothes at the soup store, but sometimes i see people criticizing media for not delivering an experience it was never intended to deliver and just get a little bewildered by it. just saw a very sincere post from someone critiquing splatoon's narrative writing for being "stunted and juvenile." well yes. it's side content in an all-ages pvp shooter. it's not even that i disagree with the critiques being made in the post it's that i just can't understand why they are being framed as if character-forward or complex narrative writing is something it is natural to expect from the splatoon franchise for some reason.

The true measure of how completely insane Never Stop Blowing Up is, is the fact that Ally Beardsley is the most reasonable player at the table

Everyone go make excessive use of your local library's generous lending policies to borrow my books and read them for free. Thank you libraries.

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think