get love quick schemes

in a parasocial relationship with the sea

Haha, yeah, it's fine, it's just that I only ever feel totally relaxed when I'm alone, and I can't imagine ever being 100% myself and fully comfortable around another person, but it's whatever, it's chill, I barely even feel the loneliness threatening to consume me.

I would let her kill me for sport

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

wait what’s the difference?

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

ohhhh ive got pliny of elder