get love quick schemes

in a parasocial relationship with the sea

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

wait what’s the difference?

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

ohhhh ive got pliny of elder

I want to pursue every degree just to see what’s up.

seeing wildflowers and birds and critters and sunsets really can keep you going

Polluting the local water table with the runoff of excess love from my love factory

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

i feel like i never grew out of my Awkward Phase like damn this is just my life now