get love quick schemes

in a parasocial relationship with the sea

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

its everything is ok thursday today everything is ok