get love quick schemes

in a parasocial relationship with the sea

a good lemon bar can make your panties drop

still not too late to help: survivors can be found up to several weeks after the quakes & many survivors are left unhoused and injured in need of support. so please keep reblogging & donating & volunteering! it all helps

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

they just don’t make stores with tvs in the window all playing the same channel for you to stop and watch on the street when something horrifically terrible and/or amazingly awesome is happening anymore

by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you