get love quick schemes

in a parasocial relationship with the sea

july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out

destroy the idea that you will remember that thing later without writing it down

my body craves information

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

posts that make you feel like a crumb or perhaps a pea

looks like he's telekinetically levitating the fish

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

cds 💿 are so cool its literally a cirlcle 🔵 that has music 🎶 in its heart......

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Whales have a heart the size of a small car. Imagine if they learned the true meaning of Christmas

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?