get love quick schemes

in a parasocial relationship with the sea

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

[delusional sports fan voice] but what if something really good happens this time……….

[shocked & teary sports fan voice] something really good just happened

Despite the waste, the corruption, the displacement, and all else that comes with them right now, big international events like the World Cup and the Olympics are worth it. Koreans taking shots with Mexicans, the people of Kansas becoming close friends with the people of Algeria… this is what it’s all about. Despite it all, contact theory may still save us yet

I bet it feels soooooo good to be a construction worker on a completely closed off chunk of road

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too

Thunderstorms are nature’s most fuckable events