Last Survivor of the URL War

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE

oh i feel so low… if there was only a tutorial for a bunny like me to learn how to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

the Three Sovereigns are dead. the Five Emperors are dead. and me i feel also not so good.

i realise this probably isn't going to move the revolution forward in any meaningful way but i do think we gotta kill these guys first

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you