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we simply have to hold on to the belief that we will live to see a world in which every driver on the road knows how to execute a zipper merge

*rolls over in bed at 2 AM still clad in full plate to gaze upon my feudal lord’s heavenly visage* You think I’m a good knight right

Thank you for coming to my this

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

whoopss sorry i slipped up and hinted at the great darkness that roils within me. won't happen again

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms