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I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

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currentlycryingaboutlancelot

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

ofchaosgoddess

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

nothereforthedrama

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

william-snekspeare

help I’m having ideas beyond my available budget

charlesoberonn

help I'm having ideas beyond my available skills

#me right now 😅#I just came back from camping in the woods and I'm always so inspired after #but I have like zero free time

berensreverie

The Black Wings of Nazgul

paintedstitches

I've added my SV water creatures cross stitch pattern to my Kofi shop. Grab it here without the Etsy fees.

In the next days I'll add some more and I'm gonna share some free patterns as well.

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findmeinthealps

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

madelynejpryor

The ReadComicOnline fiasco is really tragic for a lot of reasons but for me as a person who has literally presented at research conferences about comics it’s another really disappointing reminder that comics as a medium of storytelling and art aren’t treated with the same cataloging care as other mediums. It shouldn’t be possible that removing a third party piracy site is akin to removing a linchpin. Why am I seeing posts from current creatives lamenting that they’ve lost access to decades of resources. Why do these companies devalue this art so much that they don’t even have their own internal records. Do you really see so little value in what you have made? What people have made for you for almost 100 years?

anxeious

thegenderal

tricktster

a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.

kid: what are you eating from that basket?

me: triangles.

kid: can i have triangles?

me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?

kid: no

me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?

kidd: what???

me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?

kid: i am not afraid of screaming.

me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.

unnameablethings

op u live up to ur username

tricktster

Checking back in years later as a person who now has a four year old and a six year old and finally understands just how awful it is to have small children randomly screeching at maximum volume in a way that only someone with lived experience can

this is still very, very funny.

this may be one of the funniest things i’ve ever done actually.

tricktster

a good thing about having kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. i mean, you probably should, but you don’t gotta. like a few weeks ago, I taught the kids all about the F word and why - even though it has incredible conversational utility - you shouldn’t say it because it’s a very very bad swear word and people will get upset.

I also taught them that the F word is, uh, “flinkle”

they are little potty mouths and it is so so so so so so funny to hear them on a flinkle rampage

tricktster

In my defense, I didn’t make them myself, I just met a hot dude with kids and made them my own

maddie-2022

That has got to be the funniest way to describe being a stepparent

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freesnooki-deactivated20220131

punkrorschach

gabethaoverthinker

faggotfungus

william-s-churros

i think i saw a movie like this once

maidslime

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

dragongirlteeth

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

dragongirlteeth

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

bred-by-insanity

magicratfingers

its nice to finish a long book and appreciate how thick it is and think wow look at all the words i just looked at one at a time

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