Ten Silk Scarves

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

people talking about this castle is haunted or whatever while i’ve been here 500 years and haven’t seen shit

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

Everybody should be drawing their nonhuman high fantasy characters as kids and babies. Trust me when I tell you right now nothing will delight you like a fat baby orc or a preteen tiefling with awkward half-grown horns

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

So deer have this instinct to stand tall and walk like a king when they notice something (a predator) watching them so they look like strong opponents since predators usually target the weakest members of the herd. The baby is doing the Don't Eat Me Walk.

Predators: “How could I possibly eat someone THAT cool??”

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.