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Some more zosans, again I’m so ill… and unemployed to boot

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kirbily

Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it

weepylucifer

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

#wait so real lmao #the amount of insane I feel when people say a show is poorly written because of their inability to follow a plot #is exactly the same amount of insane I feel when someone says ‘evolution isn’t real bc how could random chance create the human eye??’#‘therefore it must have been god’

penn-dragon

Watching the finale of The Amazing Digital Circus bit me with the bug to design circus avatars for all the Straw Hats. So here they are with their names and some of the thoughts I had while designing them. (Jinbe is probably my favorite because look at him.)

#one piece #tadc #my art

tollhousecookie

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musclemanveryregular

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countably-infinite-rats

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tollhousecookie

[n portal through posts 😁

musclemanveryregular

[n portal through posts 😁?

countably-infinite-rats

[ch- wait... guys???

tinyyellowflowers-blog

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

neatlymanifolded

waspsinyouryard

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

lesbianralzarek

i think the absolute best way for it to happen is him mishandling a gun on the 4th of july and dick cheneying himself on live tv. like, he tries to do some revolver ocelot shit to look cool during a military celebration and blasts his shit clean off. no blaming that one on the radical left, hes just stupid

#manifesting this

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lamuliz

Brook and jinbei join the cuddle pile !! <33

close ups!

#FRANKYS HAIR AS A PILLOW IS SO CLEVER #love this so much #one piece #wait I just noticed Nami picking Usopp’s pocket in her sleep HFJFJDN

enki2

androdragynous

[ID: A tweet by TylerAlterman:

"In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding.

So far: [bullet list] A passport has been filed for; An inbox has been zero'd; A personal website has been created; & more.

I recommend this format!"]

anathemaegg

call that attending an Executive Function

#wait that’s a fun idea lmao

t00thpasteface

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

aurpiment

I’m a little bit annoyed at popular humor that characterizes menstruation as the uterus throwing a fit because it wants a baby. no it doesn’t. here’s my alternative anthropomorphic script. it’s no less embarrassing but at least I’m right:

henchperson: uh, boss? You know how a couple weeks ago, me and the girls put up that barrier against invaders, extra thick, just like you asked?

boss: yes…

henchperson: weeeel, the good news is no invaders this month.

boss: and the bad news? spit it out, already

henchperson: weeeeeel, we made it out of wet tissue again, boss. so we’re going to have to peel it off and put up a new one before it gets all nasty, you see…

boss: why is everything wet tissue with you people? get that thing out of my sight!

berrycherrymoon

I believe menstruation is an evolutionary failure. A result of a dominant genetic mutation that survived just because it doesn't make reproduction impossible. No one can convince me that being imprisoned at home, unable to work, go to school, train because you're bleeding from in between your legs is some sort of genetic advantage over... it not happening at all. We, as a technologically advanced species, need to find a way to get rid of menstruation and I believe we would have done it long ago if not for patriarchy which wants women to suffer.

aurpiment

I don’t think menstruation is an evolutionary failure, because we’re not the only species to do it. The definite benefit is having concealed ovulation instead of an estrous cycle, allowing us to have more of a choice when and with whom we have sex. It is theorized that another evolutionary benefit of having a thicker endometrium (which is too thick to be resorbed) is being able to prevent low quality embryos from implanting, and being able to prevent the placenta from taking too much of our blood during pregnancy.

Plus, we do already have a number of ways to temporarily or permanently suppress menstruation.

It is not absolutely necessary to menstruate. People who take birth control can still access the benefits of a thicker endometrium if they choose to go off birth control in order to have a planned pregnancy. People who don’t want pregnancy ever, at all can choose to stay on birth control or even have part or all of the uterus removed, though there are usually good reasons for people to choose to keep their ovaries (for the production of hormones, unless the ovaries are causing problems of their own) and cervix (nerves in there connected to vulval sensation).

#this had me curious about the evolution of menstruation #if a species evolves a certain trait even if it seems detrimental in our current world we can assume at some point it provided some sort of #advantage to our ancestors that made them more likely to reach maturity and pass on their genes #along with what op said #apparently it most likely had to do with the uterine lining being an effective way to prevent certain diseases from invading the organism #as well as menstruation being less energy expensive as a process #that being said it’s probably safe to assume that humans have worse period symptoms than any other menstruation species directly because #of the development of medical intervention #in nature if you had menstrual symptoms bad enough to disable you you wouldn’t survive #but disabilities are no longer an automatic death sentence in the rise of human civilization

uchihakakashi

u know uve reached peak blorbo understanding when you sound like a hater to the stans and like a stan to the haters

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bunjywunjy

Has a baleen whale ever been kept in captivity for any length of time? If so was it successfully released or did it die?

there have been several instances of young baleen whales running afoul of something and being captured for rehabilitation, yes! they were mostly gray whales.

which makes sense, gray whales are slow enough to get caught in the first place and hardy enough to not immediately stress themselves to death over being poked and put in a tank (as long as hundreds of pounds of delicious shellfish are on offer, anyway)

none of them were ever kept very long, they were rehabilitated to a healthy weight and then released. (healthy weight for a juvenile gray whale is almost 20,000 lbs. BIG baby)

bunjywunjy

mtraki

this lives in the post now

bobdylanyume

women around the world heed my call. your comfort above everything. dont put on those shoes that hurt after walking in them for 30 minutes dont wake up 1 hour and a half earlier to put on make up or do your hair dont tolerate a man talking down to you dont follow trends you dont care for dont let yourself feel hungry dont go places or do things to please someone else and most importantly. try that hobby or class or job that you think you will fail at.

#Im not putting on a bra because I have to run into a pharmacy for 2 minutes to get a prescription #I don’t care if someone is uncomfortable that they can maybe faintly see the real shape of my breast

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