bela lugosi's dead and me also i feel not so good

2:47pm: thinking about what i can do to make the world a better place 😊

yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!

yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!

yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!

yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!

My dearest companion,

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly can be heard from very far away!

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly once set off an earthquake detector!

yo mama so hungry at sea... her belly grumbling can be heard by the fishes whales sharks and amphibiens under the water!

yo mama so hungry in space... her grumbling belly disturbed an astronaut, a space probe, and even an alien!

yo mama so hungry... all her meals are gnawed to the bone!

yo mama so hungry... the bones of her dinner are always chewed and licked clean!

yo mama so hungry... the beasts that she eats are always picked clean, down to the skeleton!

yo mama so hungry... she cleans the carcass with the thoroughness normally reserved for the carrion-beetle!

yo mama so hungry... she sells her leftover bones to the museum, for their skeleton exhibit!

This is how June is going to feel

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this