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{i recently got back into creepypasta after like 8 years/as an adult and have been struck by the realization that oh my gosh all these people have been basically feral since their teens they probably learned no home ec skillz}

𝔚𝔥𝔬'𝔰 𝔞𝔩𝔴𝔞𝔶𝔰 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 ꒱ Creeps + Alex Kralie w/ a partner who takes care of them

𝒜𝓊𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝑒: hello hello! lowkey i never thought of it like that but ur so right! This ones another headcanon style post! I wont lie i wasn't huge on marble hornets im lowkey trying to rewatch it now but i have very little idea on how to portray Alex?? I'm gonna do my best tho ^^ w/ that Habits making a soft launch on his return in this one lmao hope you have fun reading! This one's another flow of consciousness soooo ya know. if youre a regular here on my page u may know that I always keep the guys in the same order on every post mainly for personal organization reasons but i'm playing around w/ changing the order too? currently my marble hornets proxies are in the front and i pushed the main creeps a lil further back so i hope the change isn't to cumbersome!

𝒻𝑒𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𓂃 Tim x Reader, Brian x Reader, Habit x Reader, Alex x Reader Toby x Reader, Ben x Reader, Jeff x Reader, EJ x Reader, LJ x Reader

𝔗𝔦𝔪 ꒱

✚ Tim definitely likes it? but also doesn't really know how to accept it for a while

✚ He doesn't stop you but for a while he almost ignores it? feels like he takes care of himself fine, so he both really likes being taken care of and kinda feels like he's being insulted?

✚ when he stops being weird about it he's very grateful, he'll come up behind while you're cooking snaking his arms around your waist and rasping his thanks into your neck unable to stop himself from sneaking a few small pecks on your neck and your jawline

✚ eventually he'd kinda start picking up more slack in those regards feels revitalized by your care

✚ i see him being the type where you guys would develop a lil schedule where you trade off on household chores

𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 ꒱

✚ Doesn't struggle as much as tim in accepting it, kinda immediately on board

✚ He makes jokes about? always tells you how good of a mother you are to your stuffed animals and stuff

✚ walks in on you cooking and says stuff like "now 's that for the dog or are ya spoilin me again?" "god darlin if ya keep treatin me so nice i aint never gonna be able to let ya go"

✚ means this wholeheartedly and you should be concerned (hehe just kidding ur right where u wanna be)

✚ more playful about it but every once in a while u can see him hesitate before telling some joke or pokin at ya he genuinely appreciates it but worries on how well he lets ya know

✚ blushes a lot when you hold out fixed clothes to him with a caring little smile on your face "god dolly you keep lookin at me like that I don't know what I'll do"

✚ Get's cuteness aggression but like wholesomely

ℌ𝔞𝔟𝔦𝔱 ꒱

✚ He kinda expects that of you?

✚ highkey lowkey high key see's you as like a pet? i can't really see him having any other view on a partner so like, he looks after you and you take care of the things he doesn't want to

✚ what else are you good for? (he is an asshole)

✚ doesn't really thank you unless he wants something from you and he thinks it'll help him get it

✚ say you were a little upset with him for being an asshole (he can't help it) he'll hug you from behind nuzzling his face against yours "aw baby you take such good care of me i didn't meanto hurt your feelings I was just joking around" kisses at your cheek and neck and ear until your giggling and things

✚ otherwise genuinely it's his expectation, he doesn't know how to work a laundry machine?? why should he learn?

✚ will also, if you're not inherently coddling him or whatever uses weaponized incompetence to the max and like it's ofc not cute but ur also not done if u do it because you want to not because he pretended he didnt know how

𝔄𝔩𝔢𝔵 ꒱

✚ appreciates it, after everything it kinda makes him feel human ya know? he gets a little... high strung

✚ gotta go slow for this one bc he FOR SURE starts out with an attiutude about it

✚ very suspicious at first accuses you of trying to manipulate him and stuff after a while uses it as ammunition against you to get you to stay

✚ "cmon baby you made me like this i couldn't live without you you gotta stay with me i don't even know how to take care of myself how you do"

✚ he has his moments of calm tho and when he does and he's back to being passionate and enthusiastic he's very direct in his appreciation says he knows how he can be and he appreciates you loving and taking care of him in spite of it

𝔗𝔬𝔟𝔶 ꒱

✚ Dude this kid is insane but he ultra appreciates it, he stutters nervously his appreciation frequently

✚ gentle hands find yours in a spare moment after finishing a couple tasks he pulls you closer by it and smiles "h.. hey i.. ya know ya k now I really apprectiate everything you do for me..."

✚ so embarrassed and blushy tbh the most well adjusted response despite being a lil weirdo/pos

✚ he kinda trails you while you do tasks? doesn't speak but follows you around hands ghosting the tasks your doing like he can learn by coping your movements

✚ do NOT let him in a kitchen

𝔍𝔢𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔶 ꒱

✚ His annoying ass will not acknowledge it

✚ you try to mention it to him and he shrugs not speaking up outside of that

✚ he doesn't really react much if you stop he tries to hide it but you notice he seems disappointed

✚ actively trying to hide how much it means to him since he kinda always had this feeling of being othered that he just feels embarrassed now that he feels kinda sheltered??? by someone?? he tries not to show how much he loves it

✚ it's in the little details

𝔅𝔢𝔫 ꒱

✚ a feral beast

✚ adores it so much feels taken care if and loved and wants to share how he feels with you very vocal in his appreciation

✚ "oh mamas you sure know how to make a guy feel special" "ya know, i didn't use to have a favorite food or anything.. but I think anything you make is my favorite

✚ loves when you take care of him he'll never be unappreciative or rude doesn't even really have an awkward stage about it

✚ very affectionate and loving back but does not put in any active effort to learn how to do anything

𝔈𝔍 ꒱

✚ I think actually confused

✚ he is kinda like a super old demon or whatever by most headcanons (mine included) so i figure he understands on paper what ur doing but he sees himself as a monster doesn't really get why youd concern yourself w/ doing these things for him.

✚ when you fix his clothes h]or clean up for him fix his hair casually he kinda short circuits every time no matter how much you do it

✚ he gets a little embarrassed as it continues doesn't want to get dependent on you being there for him

✚ too late teehee

𝔏𝔍 ꒱

✚ he also doesnt address it for a while not because he's being an asshole but because he just assumes your doing it to be nice thanks you every once and a while

✚ as it continues he asks you about. why do you take his clothes and run it through those machines? why do you make him food? he could just live off candy you dont need to trouble yourself

✚ doesn't get it but as you explain it his little heart melts and he immediately tries to do the same for you

✚ he's not really built for homemaking tho so the result is a plethora of torn clothes that you have to morn more food wasted then you could morally digest right now

✚ he does try tho and it warms ur heart