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I love tumblr bc i can be so pathetic and annoying on here and it’s fine

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

Let me put it this way : Hi