courage, dear heart

museum date but i spend the whole time crying over the concept of history and time

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

pyrrha dve: look, kid. look at me. i know you're kinda reeling right now but before we're swallowed by cthulu i need you to understand that i did fuck your mother. yes i know you just met your father for the first time and hes god or whatever, but so you know you've always been a daughter to me, especially that one time when i killed your mom and also maybe you. it's ok she understood why i did it. all that said i think we should kill ourselves right now. what do you mean you don't want to kill yourself? your mother would have killed herself with me.

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

When that post nut clarity hits and you remember that you killed him 20 years ago

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