I snort sugar

tvl fans 🤝 taylor swift fans : guys it's supposed to be BAD on purpose! You don't get it, it's genius!

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If you make a post about evil women, they’ll name a man. If you make a post about evil men, they’ll name women. If you make a post appreciating a specific evil woman, they’ll call you evil

It's so important to acknowledge the very real and sometimes truly horrible failings of the healthcare profession and the pharmaceutical industry while never ever ever letting them drive us into the arms of pseudoscientific bullshit. This is something I feel really strongly about.

I love living in 2026 because I go to Home Depot and buy a 5-gallon bucket for $4. I say I do not want an email receipt. They know my email anyway because I once ordered a mop online. They email me to ask how I like my 5-gallon bucket. I do not reply. They email me again. They would like my feedback. Reminder ‼️I have purchases to review. Did my 5 gallon bucket live up to my expectations? 3 minute survey!!

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

I think Bookmand would be very happy that Showmand is the tallest character in the main cast, but I think Bookstat would be extremely mad that Showstat is less than 6ft and also shorter than ARMAND.