I snort sugar

armand sees apology as a humiliation ritual where you crawl on the ground and let people kick you until they've satisfied every vindictive bone in their body and lestat sees apology as a great personal sacrifice where you give people enough gifts to buy their love send tweet

yall gotta be nicer about m/f  bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.

last add on alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships

#also sometimes u guys r just fuckig misogynist. abt the women in m/f ships. sorry

Imagine you are a minor noble girl in Italy in the 18th century and your family married you against your will to the most horrible loser and he forced himself on you night after night and he impregnated you and made you put your life in danger year after year to bear him sons and daughters that barely survived and when they did they hated you as much as you hated them. And the only thing you can do is try to escape your life through books. And you had one son, just one son, that you could see yourself in, and you did everything in your very small power to get him out of there, you sold your remaining jewels and you said, if I must die then he needs to get out, one of us needs to get out, and when you go looking for him, to die by him, he comes and grants you not only eternal life (when you had been so afraid to die and die for nothing and after doing nothing) but also power, enough power that you would never be in that situation again.... That happened to my close personal friend Gabrielle de Lioncourt

it's been said before but there really is something so funny about the critics/screeners all being like "armand fans are finally going to have to face the Real Armand this season >:) they're not going to like him anymore once they realize how much of a monster he actually is >:)" meanwhile my dash for the last several weeks has been nothing but my beloved fellow armand enjoyers going WHY DIDNT THEY LET ARMAND CHOP NICKI'S HANDS OFF. WE WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING ARMAND CHOP NICKI'S HANDS OFF. WHY DIDNT WE GET THE SCENE OF ARMAND HAVING A VIOLENT MELTDOWN WHEN GABISTAT TRIED TO LEAVE HIM IN PARIS. BRING OUT THE MACHETE. YOU PROMISED US A MACHETE. WHERE IS THE FUCKING MACHETE ROLIN

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

shoutout to AO3 authors who write 100k fics for free while juggling mental illness, academic burnout, 3 jobs, and a deep-rooted need to fix fictional people.

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

in season one lestat killed that opera singer for not being a tenor and now in season three he’s sitting patiently and listening as his band plays that shitty song to him oh lestat de lionkind lestat de growthcourt