I snort sugar

Thinking about Claudia and Madeleine going hunting and searching for people wearing nice textiles, Claudia finding patterns she likes on their clothing and Madeleine turning them into new outfits perfectly tailored for her

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

So glad to hear she’s just drunk off her… whatever you call a pig ass. Haunches?

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

i <3 characters giving each other bad advice they're totally convinced is good advice based on their own Problems

ma'am that's my emotional support villain. i suckle on his teat when i go to sleep

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

dissociation is just pressing the wrong controller button irl

sorry I jumped instead of opening the door I forgot what ❎ does

i’m in a bad mood please pray for my victims and their families

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving