I snort sugar

So do the subtitles just not change for the entire play or what

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

they should invent a music you can have sex with

one thing about kink is that its play pretend for freaks and i think thats beautiful

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

Awesome yeah I love that Lestat just casually asks Christine if he has to fuck a stranger to get out of a legal situation haha that’s a funny throwaway line and not something I’ll be thinking about for the next 5-10 weeks hahaha so hilarious hahahahhahaha

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

don’t care + didn’t ask + blood of akasha in me