I snort sugar

hannibal and will weren’t even toxic. all of that was normal

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

like. i'll leave this alone. but HOW are historical romance books not sexualizing the fall of breeches. literally a blowjob flap. not to mention the collars that open to the diaphragm. the décolletage with a wide neckline one swift tug from being revealed. the calves on display. the intimacy of finally seeing the real hair beneath the wig. cmon it's basic storytelling

i love making a post that attracts everyone with usernames like mozartswigsweat and bonnetenthusiast and foppishrake and petticoatsonpetticoatsonpetticoats and dandyismunlimited within 48 hours. blessed webbed site. merry christmas to us all.

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

20yr old daniel survives a week of armand torture and then still fights against him as he tries to lull him into accepting death. meanwhile larry spends 5 seconds with armand and immediately proceeds to jump in front of a train. hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

armand is trying to give daniel all these things he wants— a maker, information about his life that's been withheld from him, ammunition against lestat, safety, access to his powers— but in the end after everything i desperately want to see daniel look at armand and realise he doesn't need or want any of these things as much as he wants armand, every horrific and beautiful part of him that's hurt and destroyed and protected and been with him all these years, not to use but to simply have by his side. for daniel to realise just as he sees all of armand, armand has seen all the ugly details of daniel and loved him for five decades anyway

Daniel Molloy filming his revenge porn exposure video in broad daylight for literally no reason other than to be like "look what I can do >:3" he's so lucky his maker is the vampire Armand or every vampire on earth would have beaten his ass by now