I snort sugar

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

you can very often tell who actually believes healthcare is a human right by whether they think fat people have to earn it first.

noted gender theorist fred durst makes reference to the concept of non-binary gender in limp bizkit’s opus “rollin’ (air raid vehicle)”, which along with the “ladies” and “fellas” refers to “the people who don’t give a fuck”

Keep your Christian worldview away from my disability

Oh! You’re suffering? Well looks like you absolutely must live a Perfect Life :) no drinking, smoking, drugs, “unhealthy” food, inactivity, kinky sex, clubbing, partying, or anything else at all that steps outside of the absolute ideal of Good Health. If you don’t do everything just right, it’s your fault for hurting yourself and you will be looked down upon, we’ll all be disappointed. Did I mention that you really shouldn’t be drinking coffee? Tattoos and piercings aren’t really great for you either…

*defensively* not all of us were taught the wheels on the bus go round and round in school

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

*flirting* if you had to kill me how would you do it

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience