I snort sugar

He left him to die. Daniel is dead now.

That whole vampirism thing that Louis has been struggling with for so long? Now Daniel is stuck with it too and despite what he claims, he’s obviously not handling it well. Louis left a man with a progressive neurological condition and no ability to defend himself in the company of a very angry vampire who had every reason to kill him. And he did.

It doesn’t matter if he warned Armand. Louis even says himself that he shouldn’t have left Daniel alone with him, but that’s probably of little comfort to Daniel. And if comments from the cast are anything to go by, it sounds like the transformation was violent.

Me: Ok Adam. This is fresh as fuck every time

Adam: And one day, he meets this beautiful blonde, and she doesn't really respect him. But he KNOWS there's a connection, and there must be something wrong that she doesn't see it

Me: Adam you're blowing my fucking mind this is untouched territory for you

Adam: So the guy crosses a few lines, yaknow? He steps over the line a little bit but it's for love, right? So it's cool. He solves the problem with social heroics, stays persistent and even though things get rough he wins her heart

Me: Yesssss this is literal gold Adam this is ingots

Adam: And I'm thinking, like, who we can get to play the guy?

Me: I think we both know just the guy

Adam: You don't think it's weird that the awkward everyman hero with a heart of gold is me again?

Me: Adam. Hand on heart bro. I couldn't care less

Adam: I'm so glad. You're my rock

ARMAND COME PICK YOUR BABY UP HE LONELY

This Doonesbury abortion cartoon was originally written by Gary Trudeau in 2012, in response to a Texas law requiring women to have an ultrasound before an abortion. It was banned from many major newspapers, and they ran syndicated cartoons in its place.

Now seems like an appropriate time to bring these cartoons back, with the passing of Texas’ new law requiring the burial or cremation of miscarried or aborted fetal remains. I guess we’ll have to wait and see if Trudeau decides to write the sequel.