Just took a gigantic shit and there was no scrubby thing so I had to flush like 5 times before the toilet was clean
we need to adjust your piss settings to pressure washer so you can blast it all off next time
we have to normalize kegels
Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
AnasAbdin
taylor price
trying on a metaphor

Janaina Medeiros

shark vs the universe
hello vonnie
Sade Olutola
Game of Thrones Daily
Peter Solarz
One Nice Bug Per Day
$LAYYYTER

@theartofmadeline
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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@dad-pegger
Just took a gigantic shit and there was no scrubby thing so I had to flush like 5 times before the toilet was clean
we need to adjust your piss settings to pressure washer so you can blast it all off next time
we have to normalize kegels

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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
fuck you
i won
“Why is all the best art from this ship artist?”
Because they’re creating what they love.
“Why is all the best art created by this porn artist?”
Because they don’t apologize or censor themselves.
“Why is all the best art created by this artist who likes dark content?”
Because they aren’t tying their hands behind their back. If you worry about morality and “taste” in art, you’ll only make what’s acceptable, rather than what’s interesting.
Believe women
If I was there she’d have 39,999 cugarwtes
40,001
If I was there she’d be S13 Ep19
40,002 cigaretws

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biting off more than i can chew. but. well. i guess i like to bite
“The Now Smash of Style”, photographed by Craig McDean for Vogue Italia May 2009
Which airport is more cringe? Round 1
MDW Chicago Midway vs. YYZ Toronto Pearson International Airport
MDW
YYZ
Next to Midway is my favorite hotel of all time. The Skylark. They proudly advertise they have “color TV”. They’re a den of drugs and prostitution. There’s bedbugs. There’s blood on the pillows. All of the reviews on the website, even the 1/10 reviews, are positive. Apparently the color tvs don’t always even work. 10/10 no notes.
The Armand understanders.
Sometimes it's not "your fault" but it's still "your problem" because nobody else can fix it.
If your history of trauma causes you to respond to totally normal interactions as if you're under threat of violence, you are likely to be a source of trauma for other people, and you should work on that.
It's not your fault that you were traumatized, but you're literally the only person who can fix you.

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#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )
Juliette Drouet, from a letter to Victor Hugo, featured in My Beloved Toto: Letters
What A Beauty!
Art by Theo Van Den Boogaard (1985)
ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?
i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out
I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her
Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

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we really, really should. 🚬
another piece for my noir series ;)
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Thank you, Black people in fandom spaces. Thank you, Black creators and Black lurkers. Thank you Black artists, Black writers. Thank you, Black bloggers, Black influencers. Shoutout to those Black characters, both canon and original. Thank you, Black people, both queer and cishet.
Your perspectives matter. Your representation matters. You are not bothersome for demanding equal treatment in fandom. It is not your responsibility to make fandom more welcoming and inclusive to you. It is not your sole responsibility to create all of the Black-centered content. You are not "ruining" anyone's fun for demanding better for yourself, and anyone who says otherwise can go fuck themselves. Any fandom worth being a part of should have no room for racism in it.
Black people in fandom, you are wanted. You are needed. You are loved and appreciated. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
And since they don't get told it near enough, thank you, Black women especially!!!
You are not "ruining" anyone's fun for demanding better for yourself, and anyone who says otherwise can go fuck themselves. Any fandom worth being a part of should have no room for racism in it.