see now I want you to run the poll. because I'd actually argue that Kaladin is just as canonically sexy as Adolin. he's just fifteen times more oblivious.

See-- and ik that this is not picking semantics and vibes --but I would say that Jasnah is in a different criteria than sexy. Something more refined, more... Greek-godess-y than sexy. Alluring? Ravishing perhaps? But sexy doesn't quite hit the nail on the head imo.

*Nit-picking. Storm autocorrect.

see now I want you to run the poll. because I'd actually argue that Kaladin is just as canonically sexy as Adolin. he's just fifteen times more oblivious.

See-- and ik that this is not picking semantics and vibes --but I would say that Jasnah is in a different criteria than sexy. Something more refined, more... Greek-godess-y than sexy. Alluring? Ravishing perhaps? But sexy doesn't quite hit the nail on the head imo.

I know we all make fun of Wit for managing to fumble Jasnah by not telling her about his past (as we should), but like... honestly would she even believe him? His past is absolutely WILD

I also like bullying him in general. That just so happens to be my favorite subject by which to do so.

@nooneinnportant I think you would somehow get along with both Kelsier and Hoid over bullying Hoid.

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

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i counted and i somehow only own 87 books. crime. i need more.

I own around 300, and I also need more. It's not enough, and I don't think it will ever be enough.

Like unto dragons shall our hoards increase. Never sated, never satisfied, the lust for literature shall continue till we have devoured all. Then left with naught but ourselves to produce more, the voracious appetite shall outpace our writing, and we shall become to the world of books an ouroboros.

loveeee characters who think they're likable but not lovable. characters who know they have surface-level admirable or alluring traits and so make sure to highlight those traits so that nobody looks closer to see what's underneath. characters who know they're hot or clever or cool and use that as a suit of armor so that no one ever gets close to them, because when they strip bare and show their vulnerability they're not any of those things, which means they have nothing left to make up for who they inherently are

Making a cult and sometimes making them eat their own poop

Taking unsolicited photographs (if that's even illegal)

Apparently murdering a suicidal gay prince, overthrowing a god who’s also head of the government, literally just murdering the former country leaders (who are now rebel leaders) in retirement, prison break, and infrastructure destruction and loss of many lives cuz I happen to be related (siblings) to crude oil

Owning a house and becoming a baron at age 14? Is that a crime if my dead uncle who was the previous baron said he wanted me to?

grave robbing and/or antiquities trafficking

just von Neumann probe things TM

Worm-on-a-string puppy mill 😔

aggressive wildlife management (lance)

Losing WWII

Growing turnips

Making wine and fighting monsters in a cave

Genocide.

the widespread use of Soulcasters make me so nervous because they don't appear to operate on the principle of equivalent exchange

“Only [gender] will understand this” WRONG! Summon the brick I have a face to smash in

Me whenever I see those stupid boys vs girls memes.

hot take: the phrase “there is no platonic explanation for that” fucking sucks, bc it not only hurts aromatic people, but also emphasizes the ‘friends can’t be too close’ this can either be rooted in homophobia or sexism

If you die in your sleep, your spirit doesn't leave this world before you'd normally wake up. You're not in your body when you're asleep, anyway, so while you're dreaming you'll have no idea that your body stopped breathing four hours ago. You don't go before you're done with the dream. You can linger, all the way until your alarm rings and you get tugged straight to hell.

Well, getting dragged straight to hell is what happens when my alarm rings anyway so...

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

on second thought i don't like where this is going

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

......getting deja vu😨

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

I call Invention.

if dominion is open can I please have it?

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

Fundamentally unholy sentence

I call dibs on Valor!

Would you like to challenge @carter-kane-blog for the mantle of Valor? The sitting holder gets the final say on the terms of the challenge, but you are welcome to propose a contest and come to any agreement you see fit.

Yes I would! A noble brave contest! Lets go!

Very well double combat it is ill be joined by my sister @sadie-kane I'll give you first hit *creating the avatar of horus around me*

@kyo-the-windrunner are you going to strike we don't have all year

Nice try *I say shrugging off the bullets while transforming you into a fruit bat before crashing you with the avatars fist

Oh shape shifting. Fun. *is forced back into semi a angelic form and regenerates.* ok. Machine gun time. *flips open the giant cross shaped gun and sparks you with machine gun fire*

Good try but you allredy saw that bullets won't work just firing more each second isn't going to change that by the way do you happen to have the ability to teleport?

*I sigh and put Punished down* I mean yeah I can, but its tiring. I was really hoping enough bullets would do something. Oh well, plan B. *pulls out the colt again and activates the Angel Arm catalyst* this takes about 1.5 seconds so...

Ok guess this should solve it *drops you through a duat portal to Nile in the duat and close it behind you* this should keep you dealt with and maybe kill you

So if I'm reading this right all I need to do is get through the 12 houses of night to make it out of here right?

That plus all the challenges and sailing the burning river

Thats why I made my pfp the most overpowered self nerfing character I've ever seen. He also loves doughnuts. *proceeds to use charm, kindness, and a giant fucking antimatter canon plus the ability to heal faster than radiants and keep this up for a century or so to get out.* I mean like, sure I lose time off my life for prolonged use of this but when you have a life span of a few Millennium...

Im still a human teen but I'd count getting rid of my opponent for the entire length of my life to be a victory

It would be if you weren't becoming the Vessel of a Shard of Adonalsium and therefore immortal.

Im not one yet and therefore still very much mortal i might become immortal but that is only after this challenge is concluded

Makes sense. As the expert here, how long do you think it would take a being that can teleport to known or seen locations and has a variable energy output canon that can function as an orbital bombardment weapon to get out?

Not quick enough considering that you have to move through the houses with the hours of night and the distance is far more metaphysical then physical

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

on second thought i don't like where this is going

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

......getting deja vu😨

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

I call Invention.

if dominion is open can I please have it?

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

Fundamentally unholy sentence

I call dibs on Valor!

Would you like to challenge @carter-kane-blog for the mantle of Valor? The sitting holder gets the final say on the terms of the challenge, but you are welcome to propose a contest and come to any agreement you see fit.

Yes I would! A noble brave contest! Lets go!

Very well double combat it is ill be joined by my sister @sadie-kane I'll give you first hit *creating the avatar of horus around me*

@kyo-the-windrunner are you going to strike we don't have all year

Nice try *I say shrugging off the bullets while transforming you into a fruit bat before crashing you with the avatars fist

Oh shape shifting. Fun. *is forced back into semi a angelic form and regenerates.* ok. Machine gun time. *flips open the giant cross shaped gun and sparks you with machine gun fire*

Good try but you allredy saw that bullets won't work just firing more each second isn't going to change that by the way do you happen to have the ability to teleport?

*I sigh and put Punished down* I mean yeah I can, but its tiring. I was really hoping enough bullets would do something. Oh well, plan B. *pulls out the colt again and activates the Angel Arm catalyst* this takes about 1.5 seconds so...

Ok guess this should solve it *drops you through a duat portal to Nile in the duat and close it behind you* this should keep you dealt with and maybe kill you

So if I'm reading this right all I need to do is get through the 12 houses of night to make it out of here right?

That plus all the challenges and sailing the burning river

Thats why I made my pfp the most overpowered self nerfing character I've ever seen. He also loves doughnuts. *proceeds to use charm, kindness, and a giant fucking antimatter canon plus the ability to heal faster than radiants and keep this up for a century or so to get out.* I mean like, sure I lose time off my life for prolonged use of this but when you have a life span of a few Millennium...

Im still a human teen but I'd count getting rid of my opponent for the entire length of my life to be a victory

It would be if you weren't becoming the Vessel of a Shard of Adonalsium and therefore immortal.

Im not one yet and therefore still very much mortal i might become immortal but that is only after this challenge is concluded

Makes sense. As the expert here, how long do you think it would take a being that can teleport to known or seen locations and has a variable energy output canon that can function as an orbital bombardment weapon to get out?

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

on second thought i don't like where this is going

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

......getting deja vu😨

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

I call Invention.

if dominion is open can I please have it?

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

Fundamentally unholy sentence

I call dibs on Valor!

Would you like to challenge @carter-kane-blog for the mantle of Valor? The sitting holder gets the final say on the terms of the challenge, but you are welcome to propose a contest and come to any agreement you see fit.

Yes I would! A noble brave contest! Lets go!

Very well double combat it is ill be joined by my sister @sadie-kane I'll give you first hit *creating the avatar of horus around me*

@kyo-the-windrunner are you going to strike we don't have all year

Nice try *I say shrugging off the bullets while transforming you into a fruit bat before crashing you with the avatars fist

Oh shape shifting. Fun. *is forced back into semi a angelic form and regenerates.* ok. Machine gun time. *flips open the giant cross shaped gun and sparks you with machine gun fire*

Good try but you allredy saw that bullets won't work just firing more each second isn't going to change that by the way do you happen to have the ability to teleport?

*I sigh and put Punished down* I mean yeah I can, but its tiring. I was really hoping enough bullets would do something. Oh well, plan B. *pulls out the colt again and activates the Angel Arm catalyst* this takes about 1.5 seconds so...

Ok guess this should solve it *drops you through a duat portal to Nile in the duat and close it behind you* this should keep you dealt with and maybe kill you

So if I'm reading this right all I need to do is get through the 12 houses of night to make it out of here right?

That plus all the challenges and sailing the burning river

Thats why I made my pfp the most overpowered self nerfing character I've ever seen. He also loves doughnuts. *proceeds to use charm, kindness, and a giant fucking antimatter canon plus the ability to heal faster than radiants and keep this up for a century or so to get out.* I mean like, sure I lose time off my life for prolonged use of this but when you have a life span of a few Millennium...

Im still a human teen but I'd count getting rid of my opponent for the entire length of my life to be a victory

It would be if you weren't becoming the Vessel of a Shard of Adonalsium and therefore immortal.

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

on second thought i don't like where this is going

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

......getting deja vu😨

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

I call Invention.

if dominion is open can I please have it?

I was summoned for a glimpse of a team being assembled. How wondrous to see. Adonalsium.

Whoever has Cephandrius I'm taking Midius. He was there too . In a way.

Can I sponsor Nutmeg's claim. I was like the second person involved. Which is wildly OOC for Preservation and by proxy my predecessor but whatever. He deserves this, he was Drifter literally like last weekend

Does it count when you have several split personalities and he's one of them.

I think that counts extra. But dressing up as him regularly should already be enough. And.... looking at your blog should tell the same tale.

I've really dug a deep hole for myself here, haven't I.

The hole is a chasm. We just uncovered the real origins of the Shattered Plains.

Fundamentally unholy sentence

I call dibs on Valor!

Would you like to challenge @carter-kane-blog for the mantle of Valor? The sitting holder gets the final say on the terms of the challenge, but you are welcome to propose a contest and come to any agreement you see fit.

Yes I would! A noble brave contest! Lets go!

Very well double combat it is ill be joined by my sister @sadie-kane I'll give you first hit *creating the avatar of horus around me*

@kyo-the-windrunner are you going to strike we don't have all year

Nice try *I say shrugging off the bullets while transforming you into a fruit bat before crashing you with the avatars fist

Oh shape shifting. Fun. *is forced back into semi a angelic form and regenerates.* ok. Machine gun time. *flips open the giant cross shaped gun and sparks you with machine gun fire*

Good try but you allredy saw that bullets won't work just firing more each second isn't going to change that by the way do you happen to have the ability to teleport?

*I sigh and put Punished down* I mean yeah I can, but its tiring. I was really hoping enough bullets would do something. Oh well, plan B. *pulls out the colt again and activates the Angel Arm catalyst* this takes about 1.5 seconds so...

Ok guess this should solve it *drops you through a duat portal to Nile in the duat and close it behind you* this should keep you dealt with and maybe kill you

So if I'm reading this right all I need to do is get through the 12 houses of night to make it out of here right?

That plus all the challenges and sailing the burning river

Thats why I made my pfp the most overpowered self nerfing character I've ever seen. He also loves doughnuts. *proceeds to use charm, kindness, and a giant fucking antimatter canon plus the ability to heal faster than radiants and keep this up for a century or so to get out.* I mean like, sure I lose time off my life for prolonged use of this but when you have a life span of a few Millennium...