why not?

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

@theshitpostcalligrapher

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

World Heritage Post

i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained

like to charge, reblog to cast.

I started playing Hollow Knight for the first time the other day and I don't know if I'm just bad at progressing or what, but so far it's been a constant struggle of "yay! I did something!" to "now what? how do I progress the game?" *1 hour later* "help."

15 hours into like perhaps 10% of the game: let me try my signature "running around the entire map until i stumble across what i need to do by some miracle" method

can you think of anything better than dragons. no you can't. this is because dragons are the best thing ever forever.