Blog of a Book-lover

it is the year two thousand and twenty fucking six if your game doesn't have subtitles what the fuck are you doing. and YES that includes indie devs. add subtitles to your fucking game

They'll sap your body of its strength, those blankets... And as soon as you succumb and fall to the bed, those pillows will tear what little consciousness you have to shreds.

Uh oh, the player character is coming this way. Quick, engage in mindless small talk which comments on recent events or location relevant details

i try not to let myself get ragebaited by AI but i hate AI fake animal photography. the beautiful animals of the world are there for us to see and you show me air brushed sparkly big eye cyber slop instead? i hate you

basically every english word that starts with the letter v is awesome. vicious. vivisection. victory. velvet. vigil. verdant. vex. villain. valor. viscous. vacuum. venom. it's hard to go wrong!

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

this is just like my favorite sentence, "I feel straight-up, downright left out".

People who cannot find beauty in every biome on earth are incredibly bizarre to me. "yeah this place is really beautiful but this place isnt :/". what the fuck are you talking about. start admiring that rock and that tree and that bug and that scrubby little plant and that weird animal and that extreme weather right now. im not telling you to go live there but please you gotta start enjoying all kinds of nature im begging you.

making sloppy josephines for dinner. which is what i call "sloppy joes" because i'm a feminist. and because i can't call them sloppy janes because that's taken. and because the name joanne is right out and joanna is too close to it. so sloppy josephine it is. but of course we just call her jo for short. sloppy joes for dinner folks

k-mart was named after karl marts, the widely known capitalist and founder of the martsist ideology

reblog this and tag it with roughly half your url + half of prev's url. GO

Not having tiktok + following commentary Youtubers is such an interesting combo. Suddenly my entire algorithm is videos like “we NEED to talk about the Peter Pan situation” & it’s like who is we. What are we doing to Peter Pan

"machine wash cold with like colors" "tumble dry low" how does regular cycle with everything else I own sound?

i want jewish emojis. mezuzah emoji to put at the start of all my posts. menorah emoji. pomegranate GOD i wish there were a pomegranate emoji. !! HAMANTASH EMOJI.