oh aeneas we’re really in it now

i was about to say this is at the Toronto airport and then suddenly it definitely. Was. Not.

That’s just the Toronto Bannana Boa

The first time I watched Knives Out, I was in nursing school & wondered what I’d think about it when I was a nurse. Now I’m five years into my nursing career, plus with plenty of time in the home health speciality like Marta, and watched the movie again a few nights ago. My overall feelings about the nursing are actually about the same: I could quibble about details but overall the vibe feels right. She feels emotionally authentic. She feels like a nurse. She should have maybe done a respiratory assessment. But also that old man was absolutely so hyped to concoct a mystery. Absolutely jazzed to slit his own throat. Not a good partner in his own care. Patient who definitely wouldn’t use the call light appropriately.

And god can you imagine dealing with his family

You know that hospitalist note starts with something painfully diplomatic that just screams you will be walking into a war zone. “Harlan is an energetic and pleasant 85 year old gentleman with very engaged family support network actively involved in care”

The other day I met Satan under a bridge and he offered me riches and success in exchange for my soul and I was like "sure, dude" cuz I wasn't using it at the time but then he got my soul out and looked at it and he got all scared and said he didn't want it no more cuz he "never saw one that looked like that before." Wouldn't tell me what he meant.

Did he leave you any boons tho or was the transaction just entirely cancelled

He's not even taking my calls

The key to understanding history and geopolitics is to remember: just because one side is bad, doesn't mean the other side is good

Just because an official narrative is suspect doesn’t mean the most popular counter narrative is automatically true