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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
styofa doing anything
we're not kids anymore.
$LAYYYTER

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Things to have named after yourself in ascending order of prestige:
Building
Park
Geographic feature
Day
Incident

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parenting commitment level 3000
apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy
When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."
Being a clone wars fan is like can I have this specific one served miserable
@princessbonecrimes No you are not!
If Slick has no fans, that means I am dead!
WHY DIDN’T I KNOW ABOUT THESE GUYS

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Penelope sketch
Get real.
tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.
This is killing me
Jun Kumaori (Junkuma)
"chasing its tail too much"
「しっぽを追いかけすぎて」
REVENGE on @sshot and @arach-tinilith!!!
Drow bard at the Drow punk show seeing a Drow band with a name in a foreign language that got a bit lost in translation.
Tried to make it look as block print as possible.

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[ID: Aerial photo of two adult wild hogs and 9 or 10 hoglets lying in a field. The babies are all lying in a pile between/on top of the two adults. End ID]
HOGLETS
okay already i desperately need u.s. americans to practice the phrase, "not where i'm from, but maybe in other parts of the u.s."
because it's genuinely insane the things i've heard americans say 'america doesn't have' when it's just factually incorrect.
for some perspective: during my longest move i did by-car in the u.s., i drove ~3,000 miles. That's ~4,800 km. It took nearly 50 hours drive-times alone. Meaning, if I could have driven without stopping once, it would have taken nearly 50 hours. Of course I split that up over several days.
Driving that same distance here, If there's a ferry+road from Rabat (in Morocco) to Kyiv (Ukraine), I could take it and keep on going another several hours.
So you can understand how silly it is for someone from the u.s. to be asked to answer a question on behalf of the entirety of the u.s.—geographically, culturally, etc.
So now that we've said all that, I need you to know that I listened to a guy from Idaho tell an Irish person today, "yeah, we just don't really get snails much in America."
Snails.
Next. Even if someone does say, 'not where I'm from,' you might still want to check that out for yourself:
sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world
*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night
acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm «Lighthouse of the Northern Sunset» 2025

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I love in science fiction when something’s an array. The sensor array. The navigational array. Weapons array. Goddamn, yes. Get that shit in an array.
jana heidersdorf