oh aeneas we’re really in it now

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

it's always some sort of day of the week

i snorted so fucking hard omg

omg fuck me i snorted coffee

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

You should be able to adopt adults for inheritance purposes like in Ancient Rome. Yeah this is Cathy the 23 year old and she’s my daughter now. She has my last name. When I die she inherits the tire shop.

Cathy will bring glory and dignitas to this America’s Tire franchise location just as I and my father did before her.