oh aeneas we’re really in it now

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

You should enter.

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

Every day of the week I am on my knees face on the floor overcome with emotion over the fact that Eugenides was willing to look the queen of the gods in the face but when Attolia has him captive at the end of QoA she has to grab his face and make him look at her.

Unreliable narrator abruptly realising they've mixed up which narrative thread is the red herring and which is the actual plot and they've been deceiving the audience about the wrong thing the entire time.