evil blog

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

a socially isolated pervert is speaking. Listen carefully

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

*twirls my bush in my fingers* kill him

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

It's dumb as hell that tumblr won't let you reblog posts from deactivated blogs that had you blocked. Like. Clearly I'm the superior blog here I'm the survivor I should be able to pillage and plunder whatever I like from them

You people are bullies

are you mad at me

so you are mad at me? :(

and now knowing that, I am certain that the only reason you should be around a keyboard is if one was being used on you as a bludgeoning instrument

are you mad at me too :(

did they ask for your nsfw headcannons?

everybody wants to know my NSFW headcanons

See,this right here is the problem. You assume that they just do. But I am included in everybody,and am not in the mood for nsfw headcannons.

are you mad at me