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accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

date idea: you come over and we take turns listing our least favorite things about me and then you tell me all the reasons why i should kill myself and then i confess all my sins to you and you say "oh wow, you're an even worse person than i THOUGHT you were!" and then you brutally beat me and leave me bleeding and bruised on my carpet and then you say "man, you really could've been something, but it's too late now. look at yourself. it's too late." and then you leave!

i need a bagel soo fuckingg bad right now fml

I just napped in bed with a ray of sunlight cast upon me. Man, this is cats shit. I get it cats. That's rpretty good.

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket