my amazing blog

when the dash is boring and i start going to the blogs i follow individually for posts: im on tour ^_^

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

not to be mean but you just know that some ships only get popular because of a widespread (and totally ooc) fanon interpretation of one or both characters

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

dear mister "beast..." i am going to kill you with my dual shadow moon katanas on june 15th 2026 at 8:30 pm pacific time

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

must be so heartbreaking to be one of the guys who gets regularly cropped out of photos of the popular yaoi

can everyone please stop whatever else theyre doing and come online the dash is so empty...im so cold....

when the ship so rare you get to make up a name

The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.