Just Forget It, Ya Ain't Comin Here!

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] go join my friends on the barricade

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

being an outspoken trans woman on tumblr means you might get doxxed by people who listen to Stomp Clap Hey music and think its good. this distresses me greatly

Two indy horror movies are now outperforming a Star Wars flick at the summer box office; truly the Old Gods are dead.