KRYA

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

do you think we write hardcore erotica by accident

[image description: cute drawing of a comic depicting a snake. First panel shows a snake next to the corner of a bed and with the snake saying, “Good morning! This is your snake-up call!” Second panel shows the same snake balancing an egg on it’s tail, saying “I even made you breakfast! It is a single raw egg.” Third panel shows the egg now resting on the floor and the snake says, “I don’t know how to cook.” The comic is signed Omny 2016 and says omny87.tumblr.com at the bottom]

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

What in the unholy fuck is that???

Lasandwich

I’ve been on this earth for 28 slutty, slutty years and I’ve never ever heard of canned sandwiches. What the fuck kind of alternate universe did this post come from

Reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to tag you in random stuff they think you’ll like

[ID: Image 1: A placard with a flap that says "Captain's use only. Lift in case of emergencies." Image 2: A finger lifts the flap, revealing "port left" and "starboard right", each with an arrow pointing in the resepective directions. End ID.]

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

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hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

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@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

95 at present, more on the way :)

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

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HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

Let’s fucking go