My Head is Still an Animal

This neapolitan ice cream looks angry.

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

Sometimes real life beats the shit out of movies can you imagine LIVING THIS

why did elementary and middle school teachers get so mad when you finished your work early and did silent reading? I was an A/B student and some of them would be so pissed when I finished my test within 15 minutes and whipped out my N. D. Wilson novel or whatever

This!! What was I supposed to do, stare at the wall??

Everybody knows elementary and middle school students need to pretend to be slaving away at math problems for the full 8 hour school day to prepare them for the torture of adult employment.

I have found, as the granddaughter of an incredibly prude high society wannabe grandmom- if you ever want to distract an old lady from judging your fit (especially if it’s particularly risqué or alt) jump off by complimenting something of hers before she can comment on you. Her compulsion to be polite will override her need to critique at first, and then she’ll realize you’re a perfectly lovely lady and want to give you beauty tips from back her day, some of which can be really useful. It’s how I learned about clear nail polish to stop a run in tights (were mine deliberately ripped? Yes, but her intentions were kind)

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic