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tiny harmless insect: *flies around too fast* relatively gargantuan ape whose evolutionary niche is being smart: “oh i cant fucking stand this”

this aged well

ok its sad that he died but this is the FUNNIEST headstone ive ever seen

*whisper chants* vampire pumpkin vampire pumpkins vampire pumpkins

This is the quality fall shit I’m here for

I think it’s great that Pumpkins (and other squash) were only introduced to Europe around 1600 and the Serbs wasted absolutely no time blaming them for their problems.

[ID: the grid has been partially filled in with shanty titles. Barett's privateers is in I am mean about boats, drunken sailor is in mean about my friends, leaver her, johnny is in gay about boats, don't forget your old ship mate is in gay about my friends, and handsome cabin boy is in gay about the captain]

Please help.

if both candidates die the presidency must go to ms. megan thee stallion by default. it's in the constitution

Theft of basic nessecities should be a damnimg indictment of the society, not the thief. Shame on us. Look what we've done to our own sibling! Forced them into a humiliating position due to our lack of decency and compassion! Theft of the wealthy doesn't bother me in general, but the person who steals food actually deserves an apology.