jazmyn

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

kind of a milf. reblog

hello?

I have no idea what is the context behind this, but this radiates tumblr energy

the only context is this post. hope that helps

this.... this is tumblr...

This ur own fault for not adhering to the 3.4 oz rule

This is the funniest fucking post I’ve ever seen

Honestly, if you can hijack a plane with like 4 ounces of skin care products - you deserve that plane

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

he plead guilty

I hate everything

someone actually put real time and effort into animating this… Imagine having to sit there for hours animating a guinea pig thrusting it’s dick into a computer mouse over and over…

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A KIDS MOVIE??? LMAO

McDonald’s should start selling 99 cent margaritas

McDonald's should start doing abortions