wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

taking salvia and becoming a discord music bot for 15 years

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it