Inside the Brain of a Disturbed Thespian

[Dad: Cookie… I’m pretty sure I left my jacket on the back of the chair, NOT in your bed. Cookie… can I have my jacket? Hmm? Can I have my jacket? C'mon. Here, let me have my jacket. Here, this is- this is my jacket, okay. Ah… myyy jacket. Cooookie, you’re not asleep. I KNOW you’re not asleep. This is my jacket. Y– *snickers* Here, here, llllet me have it. Pleeease? Can I have my jacket back? Please??? Little loaf– Cookie: *meow of protest* Dad: *laughing* Aw, c'mon, little loaf, give me my jacket!]

Your dad is the sweetest man alive. This genuinely did cheer me up a whole lot!

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

IT’S TIME

IT IS TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S NOT TIME IT’S JULY

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

NOT YET

IT’S TIME

IT’S TOO DAMN EARLY. STOP.

ITS TIME. ITS BEEN TIME FOR MONTHS.

IT’S TIME GUYS

ITS TIME

IT’S TIME Y’ALL

IT IS TIME

ITS TI M E

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FUCKERS

ITS TIME

ITS TIME YOU FUCKERS

IT’S TIME ASSHOLES

ITS TIME

Its time my friends

IT’S FUCKING TIME

THE MAJESTIC DANCE OF THE SKELETONS

@keylockkk Y E E E T

My dear friends and followers, heed this multitudes of warnings and tidings: IT IS TIME.

ITS TIME BITCH

ITSSS TI M E

IT’S TIME

ITS TIME

ITS TIME

IT’S TIME

TIME IT IS

this is the cutest gosh dang thing i’ve ever read

The kids are alright.

accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

i like this story because a cop was shot but nobody will get in trouble for shooting the cop and some children got to calmly play with a dog