Sparrows and sorrows

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

reblog to make someone bisexual

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

missing some of my old mutuals lately. i hope life is being kind to you. we were mentally ill together

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

I only exist on the internet

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

let's meet in the space between text and subtext, they'll never find us there

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

they greebled him

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

They existed *before beetles*

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?