The Bringer of Light

I think sometimes a woman wants to fantasize about a big strong man who will protect her and sometimes she wants a sad, scared wet puppy of a man that she can protect and sometimes both of these men are the same person

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

Maybe you should buy the same shirt and wear it only when teaching his classes and say nothing about it

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal

me and my mutuals reblogging tumblr posts

Does the “I’m gonna get a good grade in” person know the impact they’ve had. Do they know they did in fact got a good grade in post, something that’s both normal to want and possible to achieve,

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio