Egg

people have lots of pet peeves with guys being/being called grunglers. i dont care abt any of that. my annoyance is that in the original tweet the guy himself was not the grungler, the messed up dark souls character he made while on call with strange transsexuals was the grungler. ur all misusing the term

grungler's monster

Coins AND a friend? He should be grateful

warping back to firelink after spending two hours trying to beat Dancer of The Boreal Valley and when you turn around from the bonfire the Firekeeper is sitting on the steps with her skirt pulled up and is just absolutely going wild on her hog jacking off louder and sloppier than anyone has ever jacked off in history and she doesn't stop as you go about your chores in the shrine because she's blind and doesn't notice you enter and it's obvious from the mess and the way Karla and the shrine handmaiden react that she's been at this the whole time you've been gone

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere