☆ Life's a drag ☆

Sometimes a family is a disgraced knight a gay alcoholic priest and a teenage girl who is also Jesus Christ

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

Holy………..shmokes…….

Oh?? My god??

I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.

HOLY SHIT

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

there's this sort of default assumption online that you're meant to have watched the latest defunctland, hbomberguy or dan olson video in a manner i'd compare to "catch the game last night?"

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

this can't keep happening

it’s REALLY hard to explain my relationship with Stephen King literature, but like, as an advanced reader into horror as a kid, King was the most accessible for me to get to and by the time i realized so much of it sucked balls i was already taken in by his very specific way of writing and now i crave the comfort of Stephen King Stupid God Damn Bullshit even though it makes me roll my eyes and screech in agony

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THE POST THAT SPAWNED DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

Happy dead dove do not eat birthday!

damn how did I miss this one

also seeing the "we can just go to another website" posts makes me laugh bc that never includes gifmakers. like yeah i can make a funny text post on twt or i could post my cassette tape gfx edits on instagram (and get no notes bc that website only benefits users who already have followers) I cannot post a 10 gif set on any website that isn't tumblr, thats why i love tumblr...........