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we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

we really can’t overstate how damaging it has been to indoctrinate the public with the idea that if they let themselves eat as much as they want, they’ll eat too much. human bodies, when permitted over the long term to eat as much as they want, actually get really, really good at calibrating their hunger and satiety, and will over time eat exactly the right amount for themselves. the common conception of a balanced eater as a minimal or restrained eater is absolutely wrong. balanced eaters eat quite a lot (compared to diet cultural ideas about right intake amounts), and they do so consistently and permanently. healthy, balanced eating isn’t some tightrope walk, it’s a gigantic net of total permission to eat.

im listening to this little thing called Music

well im listening to this "little thing" called Women

#Real

you're such a good girl aren't you? press the A button with the correct timing to perform a shield parry for mommy

I love you, trans women.

don't worry. i'm horny enough to untangle all of the kink dynamics in mechsploitation. hounds exist at a midpoint between knightgirls and puppygirls. they don't feel worthy of validation and support, but seek it nonetheless by overexerting themselves out of a desire to prove themselves. that's the kind of thing that happens when you don't know where you stand with others and overperform to compensate. handlers exist as a variation on villaingirls with an extra special twist: a desire to exercise control! superficially, it's meant to resemble opportunistic egoism, but in practice, it's really just the facilitation of the hound's desire to overexert herself as well as the administration of support and validation. everything else you've said is correct and frankly my knowledge is still at a novice tier.

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

i still don’t understand what the difference is between a strike and a ball ❤️

image description: reply by @2-birds-too-foul, reading: you'd have an amazing career as a home plate umpire ❤️ /end description

I don't understand how cis people obsessed with gender norms think trans people are the weird ones. they're going around believing that your name has to correlate to your genitals. your fashion has to correlate to your genitals. your behaviours have to correlate to your genitals. your hobbies have to correlate to your genitals. who you date has to correlate to your genitals. whether you can put sparkles on your eyelids or not has to correlate to your genitals. and then people like me go "hmm. I might not do that. maybe I'll just do what feels fun and okay instead" and they LOSE their MINDS

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

"I'm so lazy for lying down so often" "I'm so greedy for eating such a big meal" MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND!!!! YOUUUU ARE A GIANT OMNIVORE. YOU'RE MEGAFAUNA. DO YOU KNOWWW HOW ENERGY EXPENSIVE IT IS TO KEEP A GIANT OMNIVORE WITH A HUGE BRAIN RUNNING. very!!! very energy expensive!!! eat that burger take that nap. holy moly. you wonderful animal. your species is made for frequent meals and daytime rests and long sleeps. let yourself be a human.

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

see the thing is i'm not really a fervent comic book fan but i'm geared in juuuuuust enough that I keep rotating that panel of absolute batman literally drop-kicking a child in the back of my mind like fish in a low resolution gif