Tried to say "no worries, you're good" to a delivery person who got confused about something but instead I said "no good"

Is anyone else in misery or is it just me and the guy from maroon 5

Im actually in the business of misery-- woAAAAHHHH

biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets

That’s just microbiology innit?

Obsessed with this answer.

@lesfayettes

We are full of so many fuckign guys

the absolute mindfuck of learning that when americans said “pumpkin spice” they were talking about like. nutmeg and cinnamon. and not adding pumpkin flavouring to stuff

thats So Evil why do English speakers love to lie so much

Lololol. We can't all have the luxury of German compound words, I guess!!

the absolute mindfuck of learning that when americans said “pumpkin spice” they were talking about like. nutmeg and cinnamon. and not adding pumpkin flavouring to stuff

Osmosis Jones was right, that’s a city

This post changed my approach to my art hobby. I've iterated on it now by doing DnD portraits and I think about it often!

@lesfayettes

Oh my gosh. No please I'm too young to die from laughter. This has the same energy as "don't talk to me or my son ever again"

For an obvious example… dalmatians have been bred for fire magic. A properly trained dalmatian will run into a burning building and all the fires around it will go out. Caution is necessary, of course, because they can also do the opposite. Their favourite toys are often a bit blackened, and puppies must be kept in fireproof surroundings, with extinguishers in easy reach.

The Pekingese’ magic is camouflage - they can change colour to match whatever they touch, whether a blanket, a mossy rock, or even a reflective mirror. This ability originally enabled them to hide in a robe, so their owners could take them into places where dogs were technically not permitted. The classic image of a pekingese is of it sitting outside a building, appearing to be part of the stonework… until it reveals itself to growl at an intruder.

Portuguese water dogs are canine silkies - in deep enough water they transform into curly-haired seals, and when they climb back out and shake off, they turn back into dogs.

It’s far too easy to imagine collies using multiplying-themselves magic for great chaos.

imagine the mixed breeds.  God in heaven.

Shiba Inu just get cat magic for some reason

we need to genetically modify strawberries to make them big as fuck like dog sized

I genuinely laughed out loud at this because my reaction was like "WE ALREADY DO--oh, uh.. huh. Yeah. You've got a point."