In another universe, somewhere far away, I never spent so much time letting you hurt me like you did. And also I don't have asthma in this universe. And your mom smokes weed. And I smoke weed with your mom. But like I said before, I never let you get to know me, so like, I'm just the guy who smokes weed with your mom, I guess, but everything else is pretty much the same, so you do still think I'm really hot. I'm the really hot guy who doesn't have asthma and gets high with your mom and you have a huge thing for me, but every time you try to talk to me, I'm like, "Ewwwwwwwwwww." It's so crazy and it really pisses you off and I think it's so funny and me and your mom make fun of you. While doing weed. Piss yourself for a million years forever and die pissing and dead. Loser.
