sunshine and dandelions

They should invent a tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow that doesn’t creep in this petty pace from day to day

underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

(flirting) i could be your problem

a tumblr mutual is a type of soulmate

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

i keep my stupid heart WIDE OPEN at all times #myStupidHeart

Mensah and mb in exit strategy r so fraught but also so tentative with each other and it gets me so goofy floating facedown in a pool.jpg

That being said its also important to note the time mb was like pleeeeeaseee lets take over this gunship pleeeeaseeee lets blow up all these people pleaaaaase lets prove to all these people just how dangerous a rogue secunit can be and mensah is like dude u are literally bleeding on the floor and can barely stand. Shut the fuck up

"Shut the fuck up" = i will not treat you like a deadly weapon for my own convenience btw. If u even care

haha. as if in this life there are rules that can be followed

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them