i must be loyle to my capo

don draper was drinking and driving and cheating on his wife and driving people to suicide to make shit like this

Each hair on my body represents 1 of my dreams

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

The Drinking of a Sacred Beer

I am an employment hero I am a dark poppet I am a driven and reliable professional with hands on experience in clerical and janitorial fields I am the point of the blade rapidly approaching the center of your mass

by the time u’ve finished reading this sentence twenty seven innocent words will have been absorbed, suffocated, and killed by the warm embrace of ur Understanding