shampoo doesn't expire, baby!

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

Day 1 final fantasy let's make a stupid guy and kill some ladybugs day 150 final fantasy psychosexual nightmare blunt rotation dinner date with Zenos and his gay little scheming eunuch

Walked into the local marriott and guess who was behind the front desk. yuuuuuuup. the immortal king of legend who vaporized so many people it permanently fucked up the timeline.

everyone in this game is a one-trick pony. elidibus just LOVES graverobbing and possessing corpses. emet-selch made one imperial nation with the goal of sowing discontent and increasing the rate of primal summoning and went "wow, that worked really well actually, let's just do that exact same thing again". urianger lied to his friends so well that the exarch was like "actually, could you do that again, please? you're really good at it :)". graha tia's first plan in any tough situation is killing himself

Unbelievably funny that even God's Ancient Moon Rabbits take one look at urianger and clock him as the Polite Lying Wizard Friend, this guy literally cannot catch a break no matter where he goes someone help him

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday