in prepetual trial mode

Oops Ch.3 Pg.10 (Eggnant AU Comic)

I think he likes it

ФЕММЕ В КОСТЮМІ І БУЧ В ПЛАТИІ >>>>>>>>>>>>

~stolitzsings 🌌

I apologise in advance for what you're about to read 😂🔞

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Blitz liked to think his horniness was unrivaled, but this… this was unhinged, even for him.

“I even gave them a wide base!” The excitable owl placed another dildo on the towel he’d given Blitz. It was bigger than the first, but smaller than the third he pulled out of the freezer. “Oh, this is going to be such a fun way to ward off the heat…!”

But Stolas’ idea was messy in practice. Like how applying lube to an ice dildo just coated it in dripping water, and how Stolas’ hot holes melted each of the damn things before the horny bird could cum.

Stolas sat and stared blankly at the puddle on the bed. “Hmm.”

“Yeah,” Blitz agreed. “Fuck ice. Or maybe don’t.”

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That's 125 words exactly, per the Ellipsus word count. Um. Yeah 😂

To literally no one's surprise, I wrote smut. Here ya go 😁

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Look, selling drugs to humans sucked ass most of the time, and barely paid enough to make ends meet.

But.

Barbie had a human disguise now. Not many imps could say the same. And she just so happened to have a hair-pulling kink. And a girlfriend who loved having something to tug at while getting her tits sucked.

“Fuck, babe…” Kendra moaned, fingers curled around the base of Barbie’s long ponytails. Her nipple was soft from Barbie’s ministrations, her thighs a vice around Barbie’s waist. “That human tongue is magic.”

Yeah, fuck, Barbie’d definitely do her best to keep this job.

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Sallie May + Barbie Wire Honestly people's fanart and stuff turned me favoring this, as well as how fucking awkward it would make things for Blitz and Millie. 😂

Sallie May + Loona Someone on here pointed out that Loona is actually way closer in age to Sallie May, who is almost definitely younger than Millie. And it just scratches my brain. I also love how awkward it would be for everyone else. Blitz does not want to think about his daughter having a sex life, but also if they get married then M&M are family legally by marriage so can he REALLY complain?

Knowing Viv and the rest of her crew, the Hellaverse crossover will be literally THE most random, unhinged, impossible-to-predict scenario in the world.

Like, the logical train of thought would be "oh it'll have to do with how Blitz's business clashes with Charlie's goal to rehabilitate sinners", or "oh Lucifer will find out about the shit Satan pulled with Stolas and give him his powers back, depressed dad girl to depressed dad girl". But knowing these shows, it'll be something more along the lines of "Stolas accidentally became a famous published smut writer overnight, and his renown is such that Angel Dust is now doing independent movie adaptations of his works. But because Angel cares about the craft (more than Val ever did when he was working under him), Angel wants to meet Stolas and Blitz to acquaint himself with the source of Stolas' inspiration. Cue both of them gushing to each other for hours because they're one another's biggest fan and signing each other's fluff tits with sharpie while Literally Everyone Else gawks in increasing confusion".

... and tbh I would eat that shit up.

(My more serious answer is I have no hopes and no predictions, I'm just here for the ride, and whatever they do I know will be glorious 😂😍)

oh shit you sent this last week and I only just now happened to see it... oops?

Anyway I don't necessarily have any specific wants for Verosika per se so much as I just want her to find her peace.

Like I would definitely enjoy getting more perspective on her and Blitz's history because I really want to understand the specific factors that led to their split being that cataclysmic even by Blitz fiasco standards. And I would enjoy Verosika getting a girlfriend (or a boyfriend, but I kind of think she's done with men for a while). Verosika I feel is already a pretty complex character, but I mostly want story for her that digs into her more deeply and explores all her messy layers and why she is the way she is.

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.