🦐🦐🦐harp🦐🦐🦐

i went to the aquarium the other week and hand to god every single seahorse was pregnant. it was like ao3 in there

You’re in her dms I actually don’t know either of you

a jstor article is like a beautiful wild horse and a control+f search is like using a sugar cube and a calming voice to tame it

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

you know i was a grief metaphor once or twice

certain kind of tragedy i think in still following your childhood best friends online. like once upon a time you knew me better than anyone. i thought we would be friends forever. now we are Adults and Different and even despite that I so badly wish we could still Talk like we were 13. i dont know who you are. I miss you.

i’m a hopeless romantic and a horny freak so what’s up with that