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Helluva Boss obsessed late-30-something. Stolitz is currently eating my brain. I'm into art, writing, karate, kandi crafting, and more. Also here to follow Furby and aesthetic stuff. @CaldellaCrafts on Insta. I'm most active therewhen it comes to posting art. @Caldella on Cara and BlueSky
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Stolas and his "Foolish Fantasies" - An Examination of the Reasons Behind them
Mission: Zero's visual storytelling on Blitz's leadership skills
Stella: Pawn, Perpetrator, Perpetuator
Blitzø & Verosika: 7 Deadly Similarities
Stolas, Via, & Prophecies: A Future Destined to be Misread
Personal - Stolas and Why I Relate to Him
Mini Analysis of Blitz's eye animation RE family resemblance
How Vox predicted his own S2 downfall in Brighter
Fanfic
Princes, Pirates, and Portals (HB Pirate AU, WIP)
Cash Only (HB fic, completed)
Definitely Not Divorced (HB comedic pre-Circus fic, completed)
Stolen Songs (HB Vassago & Stolas, one chapter for now)
Memes I've Made
Mastermind Memes Part 1 and Part 2 and technically Part 3, "Horny Jail"
Sinsmas Memes Part 1 and Part 2
Crack Plot/Theories/HB Headcanons
The "Mission" HB Shorts and their callbacks/hints
Post made after the Bad Drivezo short aired
S3 Crack Theory: Loona, Stolas, & Alcoholism
Why Blitzø Fell for Stolas
Look I just want Cash to get sassed right out the door
Blitzø & Eye Trauma - A Deliberate Setup
Crack fan theory on Stolas having a parallel scene to Mastermind
This is my emotional support Andrealphus crack theory, and I will keep it until canon proves otherwise, okay?
Another crack theory on how Stella's "couples only" party specifically created the right environment for the Stolas independence/Stolitz plot to kick off
Wally, You're a Lovable Little Shit
I got hit with Apollo's dodgeball and guessed the April Fool's merch
An Overarching End-of-Season Crack Fan Theory
My Sinsmas post about how important Stolas laughing is to Blitzø
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BEGGING us to read nonfiction every now and then. Like. Words on page. It doesn't have to be the only thing you do, but you gotta keep in practice with it. No easier people to subjugate than those who question nothing they're told.
i hope at some point blitz or loona get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and get jumpscared by stolas doing the 180 neck twist from where he's sat eating cereal in the dark
post break up Stolas wondering if Blitz was ever actually attracted to him or if it was always just a job he was forcing himself to do
Blitz was technically the one who came onto Stolas first, though at some point Stolas must have found out he was really there for the book, not him. generally speaking Blitz was constantly hot and cold with Stolas, and I think it's feasible that any time he caught himself enjoying it too much he'd probably back off very abruptly, giving Stolas EXTREMELY mixed signals
and then during the full moon there was the "I can always do better" line and him getting upset and trying to play a role which would have horrifying implications for Stolas, followed up by what must have looked a lot like a mask slipping and blitz yelling at him and telling him what he "really thinks of him"
but then after that when blitz has the crystal and never needs to see stolas again, he keeps coming back and (angrily) chasing him. as Stolas points out himself, why would he do that if he didn't care at all??
picturing Stolas lying wide awake on Blitz's couch with Blitz himself asleep two feet away, replaying every moment in his head and being really fucking confused (probably leaning towards blitz never wanting him because his mental health is in the toilet rn)
And now the potential added guilt that Blitz is being very nice to him now that Stolas almost died for his sake. But Stolas never really intended to live (at least IMO) in that kneejerk decision, and now he thinks any affection Blitz has gained is a result of his self-sacrifice. Blitz hasn't yet confirmed or denied that, only stated that he risked his life for Stolas because Stolas did the same for him.
I'm sure he thinks he accidentally earned Blitz's affection in Mastermind and feels guilt that he just created another 'favors for favors,' when he has no favors left to offer and wanted to break that sort of dynamic in the first place.
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If the reporter is as nervous about pissing people off as you thought, I hope he's got folks telling him positive things as well. Bigots get so loud and nasty, it's hard to drown them out.
I saw him today at the grocery and I thanked him personally. He said that he realized that people who say nasty things are just people with no lives and its not necessary to worry about them anymore.
There was a lot of mean comments, but I think we both realized it was mostly bots.
So I thought y'all would like this too
This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month
A true gay icon
sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.
It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.
(In other words, I’m rewatching Helluva Boss in preparation for Season 3, and again appreciating the complexity of Blitzo and Stolas’s relationship. How they’re bound to each other in ways that are loving, limb-gnawingly frustrating, and a saving grace… ah, looking forward to it!)
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um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.
what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
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The way isolation plays on your psyche, and the way that a solid support system can improve your life is insane. One of the worst things that we did as a society is removing most avenues to find this kind of thing, and the over reliance on the idea of getting better on your own
