Find my art/fan theories/memes on here under #Caldella
Helluva Boss obsessed late-30-something. Stolitz is currently eating my brain. I'm into art, writing, karate, kandi crafting, and more. Also here to follow Furby and aesthetic stuff. @CaldellaCrafts on Insta. I'm most active therewhen it comes to posting art. @Caldella on Cara and BlueSky
Asks are open but please keep them purposeful. Asks/messages that are invasive or a vague "Hey/Hi," I'll assume your intentions are bad.
Stolas and his "Foolish Fantasies" - An Examination of the Reasons Behind them
Mission: Zero's visual storytelling on Blitz's leadership skills
Stella: Pawn, Perpetrator, Perpetuator
Blitzø & Verosika: 7 Deadly Similarities
Stolas, Via, & Prophecies: A Future Destined to be Misread
Personal - Stolas and Why I Relate to Him
Mini Analysis of Blitz's eye animation RE family resemblance
How Vox predicted his own S2 downfall in Brighter
Fanfic
Princes, Pirates, and Portals (HB Pirate AU, WIP)
Cash Only (HB fic, completed)
Definitely Not Divorced (HB comedic pre-Circus fic, completed)
Stolen Songs (HB Vassago & Stolas, one chapter for now)
Memes I've Made
Mastermind Memes Part 1 and Part 2 and technically Part 3, "Horny Jail"
Sinsmas Memes Part 1 and Part 2
Crack Plot/Theories/HB Headcanons
The "Mission" HB Shorts and their callbacks/hints
Post made after the Bad Drivezo short aired
S3 Crack Theory: Loona, Stolas, & Alcoholism
Why Blitzø Fell for Stolas
Look I just want Cash to get sassed right out the door
Blitzø & Eye Trauma - A Deliberate Setup
Crack fan theory on Stolas having a parallel scene to Mastermind
This is my emotional support Andrealphus crack theory, and I will keep it until canon proves otherwise, okay?
Another crack theory on how Stella's "couples only" party specifically created the right environment for the Stolas independence/Stolitz plot to kick off
Wally, You're a Lovable Little Shit
I got hit with Apollo's dodgeball and guessed the April Fool's merch
An Overarching End-of-Season Crack Fan Theory
My Sinsmas post about how important Stolas laughing is to Blitzø
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden
#WHAT a fucking read of the manic pixie dream girl#I want this desperately actually???#perfect quirky enigmatic mystery girl who has all the traits you don't but long for#and lives life with extreme confidence and whimsy doing whatever she truly wants#and she's the future you can have!! she's here because she loves you! she wants you to be happy!#she hated being you so she knows how much you hate being yourself but she's here to prove to you#that there is a joy you can attain#there is a self you will love (tags via @aethersea)
we used to have Big Horse in this country and now we just have Big Data - me giving a campaign speech when I run on a platform that’s anti ai but pro genetic manipulation to develop a modern equus giganteus
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
(looking in the mirror) wow this character design really communicates nothing. garbage silhouette and shape language. definitely needs to be redesigned.
One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.
The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.
Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.
I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so good drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.
Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.
"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."
"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."
"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"
Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
[ID: a picture of a menue in which the first item reads "Hunters chicken burger \n chicken breast, barbecue sauce, bacon, cheese, chips. 17.95" and the second item reads "aromantic garden burger \n pea, spinach and potato burger, burger garnish, vegan mayonnaise, chips. 16.95. End ID]
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
FREE
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
