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Helluva Boss obsessed late-30-something. Stolitz is currently eating my brain. I'm into art, writing, karate, kandi crafting, and more. Also here to follow Furby and aesthetic stuff. @CaldellaCrafts on Insta. I'm most active therewhen it comes to posting art. @Caldella on Cara and BlueSky
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Stolas and his "Foolish Fantasies" - An Examination of the Reasons Behind them
Mission: Zero's visual storytelling on Blitz's leadership skills
Stella: Pawn, Perpetrator, Perpetuator
Blitzø & Verosika: 7 Deadly Similarities
Stolas, Via, & Prophecies: A Future Destined to be Misread
Personal - Stolas and Why I Relate to Him
Mini Analysis of Blitz's eye animation RE family resemblance
How Vox predicted his own S2 downfall in Brighter
Fanfic
Princes, Pirates, and Portals (HB Pirate AU, WIP)
Cash Only (HB fic, completed)
Definitely Not Divorced (HB comedic pre-Circus fic, completed)
Stolen Songs (HB Vassago & Stolas, one chapter for now)
Memes I've Made
Mastermind Memes Part 1 and Part 2 and technically Part 3, "Horny Jail"
Sinsmas Memes Part 1 and Part 2
Crack Plot/Theories/HB Headcanons
The "Mission" HB Shorts and their callbacks/hints
Post made after the Bad Drivezo short aired
S3 Crack Theory: Loona, Stolas, & Alcoholism
Why Blitzø Fell for Stolas
Look I just want Cash to get sassed right out the door
Blitzø & Eye Trauma - A Deliberate Setup
Crack fan theory on Stolas having a parallel scene to Mastermind
This is my emotional support Andrealphus crack theory, and I will keep it until canon proves otherwise, okay?
Another crack theory on how Stella's "couples only" party specifically created the right environment for the Stolas independence/Stolitz plot to kick off
Wally, You're a Lovable Little Shit
I got hit with Apollo's dodgeball and guessed the April Fool's merch
An Overarching End-of-Season Crack Fan Theory
My Sinsmas post about how important Stolas laughing is to Blitzø
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I stopped scrolling before noticing the trans monster flag and noticed the Walmart banner and found myself once again wondering why businesses in Texas constantly advertise that they're in Texas to Texans in Texas who presumably are aware of of the fact this stuff is in Texas?
âWhen I was young, women were raped on the campus of a great university and the authorities responded by telling all the women students not to go out alone after dark or not to be out at all. Get in the house. (For women, confinement is always waiting to envelope you.) Some pranksters put up a poster announcing another remedy, that all men be excluded from campus after dark. It was an equally logical solution, but men were shocked at being asked to disappear, to lose their freedom to move and participate, all because of the violence of one man.â
â Rebecca Solnit, Grandmother Spider in Men Explain Things To Me and Other Essays
take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.
When my aunt died of covid, we had to clean out a lot of stuff that she was saving. Foods she was going to try, she was a great chef, spices she'd never opened or only used sparingly, lotions and bath things she hadn't used. After she died I started making a point of using things up: the good vanilla that has to be imported, that we finally found more of, we'd used barely an ounce before she passed away. Even though we love it. I just got my family new bottles of it for Christmas because we used one up. We enjoyed that happiness. Sometimes I still get the impulse to wait for something special, or awful, to save nice things for celebration or comfort. The phrase that always echoes in my mind is "use the good vanilla". And I have been (burning the candles, squirting the body wash, dissolving the bath bombs, putting the saffron in things). And it's been great. Use the good vanilla.
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ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the âdonât buy coffee anymoreâ thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the âno more avacado toast!â thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation
I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU
Recently managed to activate the most amazing infodump trap card.
I was driving through Vermont with a friend, and we pulled over at a tiny shop offering Maple Items. We were on the state highway, not the interstate, so "pulling over" meant "squeezing my tiny car into a parking bay the size of a broad highway shoulder."
As we got out of the car, an older woman emerged from behind the building where she had been pruning her roses. She introduced herself as Tammy.
Her shop offered the promised variety of Maple, but also a number of small antiques and a plethora of dog figurines, plaques, and clearly-hand-stitched garden flags.
A huge purple ribbon hung on the wall behind the register, along with many pictures of small dogs. This was no county fair ribbon. It was the size of my torso. The material had the soft sheen of actual silk.
As I placed my purchases on the counter, I asked, "Do you... Breed dogs?"
Yes. She does. She has bred Yorkies for the last 40 years. Her mother bred Yorkies before her. The purple ribbon was from her national championship winning Yorkie.
You may be expecting that the infodump was going to be about Yorkies.
It was not.
It was about 40 years of drama in the Yorkie breeding community. Where â you must understand â the judging at shows is often about who you're in with, not about the dogs. This is especially true when Tammy's opponents win anything.
And Tammy's mother! Well. Phyllis has been on the Yorkie scene since Yorkies were invented. Because of this, many women of equally venerable age hold deep grudges against Phyllis. The sort of grudges that result in episodes of Midsommar Murders.
This led to deep injustices against Phyllis on the part of judges and prevented her dogs from winning so often she retired from the scene. Judging is all about who you're friends with, after all.
After 20 years in hiding, Phyllis â the One True Queen of Yorkie Breeding â hatched a plot. She may have been out of the show circuit, but she was still breeding dogs. She entered an absolutely perfect bitch in the national competition, but sent her with a handler rather than go in person.
None of the usurpers knew who this dog belonged to, and in dog-breeding circles this Does Not Happen. This could have resulted in further injustices, but Phyllis was crafty. She knew this tournament was being judged by a man from the UK, who knew naught of the drama in the US Yorkie Empire.
With these advantages â and being the best dog there â Phyllis's bitch won the highest honor at the show.
Incensed by this insult to their ill-gotten supremacy, the other owners descended on the handler after the show, demanding to know for whom he was working.
"Phyllis," said he.
The name of the overthrown queen evoked horror in the usurpers.
"PHYLLIS!? She's still ALIVE!???"
Yes, Phyllis yet lived, and this bitch â the dog, not the woman â went on to mother Tammy's current dogs. One of whom, Lucy-Fur, is the reincarnation of Tammy's sister (also Lucy). This is certain for two reasons.
Firstly, Sister Lucy absolutely went straight to Hell upon her death, and Lucy-Fur the dog is positively as evil as Sister Lucy was.
Secondly, Sister Lucy always said when she died she wanted to come back as one of Phyllis's dogs because "mom treated the dogs better than us."
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DONâT become even a casual nerd about historical fashion because youâll start looking at pseudo-medieval fantasy and going âthat jacket and those breeches are 200 years apart and reflect extremely different social movementsâ and âoh no they were NOT making shirts like that prior to industrializationâ and âa fly front? in MY ~1500s???â
the novelty of having pets really does never wear off iâve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. heâs alive he has bones and all. unbelievable
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