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Helluva Boss obsessed late-30-something. Stolitz is currently eating my brain. I'm into art, writing, karate, kandi crafting, and more. Also here to follow Furby and aesthetic stuff. @CaldellaCrafts on Insta. I'm most active therewhen it comes to posting art. @Caldella on Cara and BlueSky
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Stolas and his "Foolish Fantasies" - An Examination of the Reasons Behind them
Mission: Zero's visual storytelling on Blitz's leadership skills
Stella: Pawn, Perpetrator, Perpetuator
Blitzø & Verosika: 7 Deadly Similarities
Stolas, Via, & Prophecies: A Future Destined to be Misread
Personal - Stolas and Why I Relate to Him
Mini Analysis of Blitz's eye animation RE family resemblance
How Vox predicted his own S2 downfall in Brighter
Fanfic
Princes, Pirates, and Portals (HB Pirate AU, WIP)
Cash Only (HB fic, completed)
Definitely Not Divorced (HB comedic pre-Circus fic, completed)
Stolen Songs (HB Vassago & Stolas, one chapter for now)
Memes I've Made
Mastermind Memes Part 1 and Part 2 and technically Part 3, "Horny Jail"
Sinsmas Memes Part 1 and Part 2
Crack Plot/Theories/HB Headcanons
The "Mission" HB Shorts and their callbacks/hints
Post made after the Bad Drivezo short aired
S3 Crack Theory: Loona, Stolas, & Alcoholism
Why Blitzø Fell for Stolas
Look I just want Cash to get sassed right out the door
Blitzø & Eye Trauma - A Deliberate Setup
Crack fan theory on Stolas having a parallel scene to Mastermind
This is my emotional support Andrealphus crack theory, and I will keep it until canon proves otherwise, okay?
Another crack theory on how Stella's "couples only" party specifically created the right environment for the Stolas independence/Stolitz plot to kick off
Wally, You're a Lovable Little Shit
I got hit with Apollo's dodgeball and guessed the April Fool's merch
An Overarching End-of-Season Crack Fan Theory
My Sinsmas post about how important Stolas laughing is to Blitzø
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One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.
The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.
Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.
I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so good drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.
Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.
"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."
"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."
"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"
Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off
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you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid
Soooo true… You also have to be careful reading too many things that are bad/stupid/poorly written because you start to go “am I losing my joy in life? Am I incapable of enjoying things? Am I making myself unhappy by being overly critical of everything?” and then you have to encounter something good again and go “oh right no I am perfectly capable of enjoying things, those things were just bad”
BEGGING us to read nonfiction every now and then. Like. Words on page. It doesn't have to be the only thing you do, but you gotta keep in practice with it. No easier people to subjugate than those who question nothing they're told.
i hope at some point blitz or loona get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and get jumpscared by stolas doing the 180 neck twist from where he's sat eating cereal in the dark
post break up Stolas wondering if Blitz was ever actually attracted to him or if it was always just a job he was forcing himself to do
Blitz was technically the one who came onto Stolas first, though at some point Stolas must have found out he was really there for the book, not him. generally speaking Blitz was constantly hot and cold with Stolas, and I think it's feasible that any time he caught himself enjoying it too much he'd probably back off very abruptly, giving Stolas EXTREMELY mixed signals
and then during the full moon there was the "I can always do better" line and him getting upset and trying to play a role which would have horrifying implications for Stolas, followed up by what must have looked a lot like a mask slipping and blitz yelling at him and telling him what he "really thinks of him"
but then after that when blitz has the crystal and never needs to see stolas again, he keeps coming back and (angrily) chasing him. as Stolas points out himself, why would he do that if he didn't care at all??
picturing Stolas lying wide awake on Blitz's couch with Blitz himself asleep two feet away, replaying every moment in his head and being really fucking confused (probably leaning towards blitz never wanting him because his mental health is in the toilet rn)
And now the potential added guilt that Blitz is being very nice to him now that Stolas almost died for his sake. But Stolas never really intended to live (at least IMO) in that kneejerk decision, and now he thinks any affection Blitz has gained is a result of his self-sacrifice. Blitz hasn't yet confirmed or denied that, only stated that he risked his life for Stolas because Stolas did the same for him.
I'm sure he thinks he accidentally earned Blitz's affection in Mastermind and feels guilt that he just created another 'favors for favors,' when he has no favors left to offer and wanted to break that sort of dynamic in the first place.
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If the reporter is as nervous about pissing people off as you thought, I hope he's got folks telling him positive things as well. Bigots get so loud and nasty, it's hard to drown them out.
I saw him today at the grocery and I thanked him personally. He said that he realized that people who say nasty things are just people with no lives and its not necessary to worry about them anymore.
There was a lot of mean comments, but I think we both realized it was mostly bots.
So I thought y'all would like this too
This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month
A true gay icon