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I'm sorry I'm giggling that the idea of: "What is your marital status, how should I address you?" "Microsoft."

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Worked with my friend @9dl to make some art of Coco with her wings from my fic Finding Our Wings!
only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for
there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs
I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows
happy world frog day, 50 frogs to go until we hit 8,000 species described!!
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There is a small but real chance I will get to Do The Thing. Watch this space.
Everyone prepare the Frog Rave, which shall be the opposite of the Crab Rave, unleashed when someone on tumblr that we like does something nifty.
not trying to show off but i know a secret name for serpents the rest of yāall probably donāt knowā¦
Snake? Snake. Saaaaaaaaake
Happy Neil banging out the tunes to all who celebrate! Here's my contribution to the best tumblr holiday <3
[ID: art of Neil the rat jamming on a keytar, which has rainbow keys like the toy xylophone from the original "Neil Banging Out The Tunes" photo. Caption reads April 13, 2006. End ID.]

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and here's a closeup of the legend himself banging out the tunes <3
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we're not going to make it
we will make it
it'll take too long to rebuild ourselves
we will make it
but what if we don't wake up in the morning
we will make it
i don't see a future with me in it
we will make it
we'll give up long before then
we will make it
im scared
i love you. we will make it
The votes on this post. Oh. A poem in poll form, interactive art, the fact we can see how the other people reading it felt. im. this is really good.
Tumblr makes a pizza
Crust
Sauce
Cheese
Pepperoni
Mushrooms
Onions
Sausage
Basil
Peppers (red or green or jalapeno)
Pineapple
Olives
Garlic
Can tumblr make a decent pizza or a monstrosity?
just another monday

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Mice in your home now get their own doors
A door is one of the things that makes a building unlike any other structure. All the doors in buildings are intended for human use, no matter which species actually enter and exit. We want to keep encouraging cross-species interactions, and give the smallest members of our communities the recognition they deserve.
Soon, you'll be able to see, smell, and hear the mice in your home, and they will be able to see, smell, and hear you in return. Each mouse will have its own door, instead of one large door intended to accommodate all visitors. And yes, you'll be able to welcome multiple mice through a single door.
If a door falls into disuse due to illness, injury, or death, another mouse will be placed into your home. You won't lose mice just because they die.
Past mice will stay in your home-- including corpses. Removing all of those would be... a lot.
This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out - stay tuned!
It's very clear that you all have strong feelings about your homes and about this change. We hear you. The passion people have for their homes is one of the things that makes them special.
As this rolls out over the next few days and you explore it, we'll keep infesting your homes with new mice, so please stay in your homes, and do not leave.
Your presence has always been our favorite part of your home, whether you're a person or a mouse, and nothing about this change is meant to limit that.
If you'd like to discuss this change, leave a note in one of the mouse holes and we'll follow up with as many of you as we can. We want to work with you to put more mice in your home.
@otiksimr tumblr is coming for you specifically
FOR WHAT PURPOSE???
I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars
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"but now, at the end of my journey with you, as i prepare to sleep within the sword forever, i experience a feeling i believe your people call...happiness."
"whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow."
A mage's familiar uses the magic of their bond to swap bodies with their mage as the mage is bleeding out. Just before the familiar's 'new' body dies, a party member notices the magic and heals them.
It was such a simple act to carry out. The tiny dragon had spent its entire life beside the mage, devoted to their life and cause. Every waking moment had been spent together, aiding them and toiling alongside them. It had spent the years protecting the mage from harm, or helping it cast the more demanding spells.
When it had seen the attack approaching, a massive ball of dark flames, it hadnāt hesitated. Despite knowing the attack would be fatal, it charged forward to intercept it.
It hadnāt arrived in time. The dragon watched, wide-eyed, as the mage was struck down. If the fire hadnāt done enough damage, leaving seared limbs in its wake, the sheer force of it wouldāve. Purely solid, it carried enough energy to shatter bones and lacerate skin.
The dragon dropped beside their mage, watching with tears in its eyes as blood pooled around its ivory paws. It tipped its snout down and nosed at the unmoving mage, an expectant child desperate not to lose its parent. It couldnāt. Not after everything theyād been through.
The mage raised a trembling hand. The dragon nuzzled into it, its head resting on the mageās chest.
āDonāt worry,ā they spoke. āThis wasnāt your fault.ā
The mageās eyes eased shut. The dragon whimpered, its body sagging. If it didnāt do something soon, their mage would perish. But what could they do? What magic could they use to heal such egregious injuries?
As the dragon searched for an answer in its own natural abilities, only one solution presented itself. It was a solution the two of them had practiced several times, and one they had utilized for reconnaissance purposes over the years. Ordinarily, it was temporary, but in this situation?
The dragon straightened up, staring down at the mageās peaceful expression. It was as if they were lost in a gentle slumber rather than the lulls of death.
The dragon nuzzled the mageās cheek once, then shut its eyes and channeled magic through its body and soul. As it had plenty of times before, it let the very essence of its being emerge from its physical form, and in turn, drew out the mageās own soul.
Two tiny flames, each no larger than a fist and glowing an ethereal, ephemeral blue, drifted upward from their bodies. They engaged in a dance, swirling around one another as they rose ever higher. Two became one, then one became two. As they dropped, they returned not to their original bodies.
The mageās body slivered its eyes open, now under control of the dragon. The dragonās body picked its head up, taking a moment to register its surroundings.
āWh-what?ā
The dragonās body looked down. Its eyes went wide. āP-Pyrrhus!ā The mage-turned-dragon clutched at their old body, tugging against sleeves and nosing up against limbs in an effort to move it aside.
āPyrrhus, switch back now!ā
The dragon-turned-mage raised its hand. It trembled for a moment, then flopped weakly atop the mageās newly draconic back.
āMaster ⦠safe ā¦ā it murmured. āPyrrhus ⦠not matter ā¦ā
The mageās eyes grew wet, tears sizzling away the moment they met their draconic cheeks. āIt shouldāve been me, Pyrrhus. You shouldāve gotten to live a life without me. You shouldāveāā
āOh, sorry, coming through.ā
Pyrrhus and the mage both lifted their heads as much as they could to see the cleric working his way past the dead bodies of the enemy horde.
āDonāt worry, you lout. I gotcha.ā
The cleric knelt beside the mageās battered, scorched body, her hands glowing with a divine light. Within moments, the mageās injuries vanished, healed under the power of an immense god.
āThere you go. All better now, yeah?ā
As the cleric rose, headed for the next wounded party member, Pyrrhus and the mage simply stared at one another. For a moment, there were no words. Then, the two of them burst into joyous laughter. They hugged, they held each other tight, and they cheered. And those cheers devolved into cries, and then sobs as they realized that everything would be all right. That they would both live to see another sunrise together.
āIām sorry,ā the mage whispered once his soul had returned to his body. āIām sorry I wasnāt stronger.ā