Pissboy Wolfhard

“10 likes isn’t a lot” imagine ten omega mikes (mike, brave, mj wheeler, scoops ahoy, hellfire, hockey, shark, vamp!mike, wolf!mike, michelle) in heat in your bed rn

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

“you’re just mad that they didn’t kiss again” yeah you know what i fucking i am. what do you mean they shared the worst first kiss in history fuelled by grief and despair and then vanished from existence without ever knowing what it’s like to kiss someone out of love and joy

there didnt used to be a bridge until one kept crying about being lonely like Maybe you should talk to the boyfriend i put in this saw trap with you. 🙄. but fine. theres a bridge now.

as soon as the one who kept crying about being lonely got off of his oil rig he immediately fell in love with a mii on the outside. someone is losing bridge privileges tonight .

bridge privileges restored his saw trap partner fell in love with him.

also it now connects to the other islands by making them walk through slenderman's forest to see their children

love is a beautiful wonderful multifaceted nebulous thing that shouldn't be reduced to the strict bounds of Tier One: Romance and Tier Two: Friends. get weird with it. love your friends deeply, wildly, passionately and platonically. cowards

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

its silly but it amuses me when a media has a masked character and its built up as a big mystery what they look like under the mask and then 3 seasons in they take off the mask and they look like: a normal brown haired guy. like well i don’t know what i expected i guess but thanks for the build up i guess.

I’ve gotten to the point where I’m beginning to understand what certain Welsh words mean but I haven’t the faintest idea how to pronounce them without sounding like a fool, which is how I feel about many words in my native language of English because I’m from the American south.

It’s also quite difficult to do the whole ‘watch a show with subtitles to understand the cadence of the language’ thing that you could do with Spanish or French. Yet another reason we need a show about King Arthur entirely in Welsh. Until then, do any of you have any recommendations for Welsh language media or media where characters speak Welsh?

Also, fun fact for people on this post: Welsh is more similar to Cornish and Breton than it is to Gaeilge. They’re all Celtic languages but Welsh is a Brittonic language, descended from the language spoken by the Celtic Britons while Gaeilge, Scots Gaelic and Manx are Goidelic languages, descended from the language spoken by the inhabitants of Ireland. Two languages that branched off from each other at least 2,500 years ago and developed on two different landmasses. So, the Gaelic resources are really lovely and some of the root words and grammar are similar but they’re not exactly mutually intelligible.

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

OMG DOES ANYBODY WANT ME TO FINISH MY LESBYLER SMUT FIC???

when people call vampire/werewolf hybrids "werepires." The 'were' part of 'werewolf' means 'man,' the 'wolf' part means wolf. so they should be called vamp-wolfs.