It Was Worth A Wound

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

oh my fuckning

UNMUTE THIS

I’m at a cafe and I started crying because I had to contain my laughter at how stupidly funny this is

just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

“you couldn’t make this movie today” not because of cancel culture but because big studios aren’t willing to take risks on cool fun new ideas instead of adaptation number 7,000

the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think you’re reading some academic researches when you’re in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time

An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.

If they know it enough to recognize it on sight, they probably aren’t going to be judging me about it.

they were also at the devil’s sacrament

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

World heritage post

I saw someone on here say the Sherlock Holmes fandom is simultaneously the smallest and largest fandom they’ve been in and you know what that’s so accurate. Like the Holmes fandom on here is so small and cozy that someone can pop in to say hi and all five of us can wave from the sofa where we’re all sitting together to watch Granada Holmes and admire each other’s book sets, but then one person will say something really funny and suddenly the walls vanish in a massive containment breach and there are thousands of us all laughing in the shared joy of these iconic fictional characters, and then the walls and confines of time and space go on melting and melting in the face of the influence of such beloved stories until the cheerful crowds are too enormous to be numbered and teenagers who have been reading the stories on their phones to pass the time on the school bus are shaking hands with Victorians who have the latest copy of the Strand tucked under the arms and all smiling at the same classic lines. And anyway I just think that’s neat.